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Ok.
I been busy…believe it or not.
But I ain’t forgotten about this mammoth “history” of Suicide Girls.
So we push onwards.
In this chapter, we will be discussing the fine month of March 2011.
It was a pretty strong one.
So buckle up!
First off, we got @epiic in Town Street Bridge (shot by @alissa ).
Voyeurism doesn’t really do much for me in pin-up sets.
But here, the situation really works.
There wasn’t a good way to fake this in 2011.
This is really a hot-ass chick getting butt-ass naked on a pedestrian overpass in the midst of daytime traffic in Columbus, Ohio.
Like Yves Klein’s brilliant photo of himself “jumping into the void”, this set almost becomes “danger music”.
And therein lies its mechanism for titillation (in my [grumble] opinion).
Whoever thought of this concept (location + hour) was genius.
But it wouldn’t have come off (no pun intended) had the amazing @alissa not been involved.
What do I mean?
Well, check out photos 6, 7, and 8.
Proof (again, this was not the age of deep fakes…fake tits? Yes. Artificial intelligence? No. 2011) that these gals were livin’ on the edge!!
We’ve all seen the now trite “press-your-boobs-up-against-the-shower-door shot”, but this one puts a great twist on that move.
It’s the “press-your-tits-against-the-chain-link-fence move”.
Yeah, what a treat for those driving to work.
That’ll put you in a good mood!!
Ok, that deserves a lot of attention because the beginning of this month was quite weak (apart from that set).
Next pulse I detected was @jaclyn in her debut Ruffled .
This one features an EPIC ass shot five from the end.
Check out those stilettos digging into her buttocks!
SEXY.
Then we take it up a notch with @riae in a great set called Intimacy .
Riae rocked blue hair in many of her shoots, but not here.
For this one, she goes jet-black.
If you wanna see a FIT babe with an amazing, natural rack, check this one out.
God damn!!
Next we got @squee in her penultimate set (?) Craving .
Pretty excellent all-around set…ass, tits, pretty face…
Superb!
But even better was @greeeny in Little Red Riding Hood .
This one is ARTFUL.
What an excellent concept!!
And it was pulled-off deftly!
The extreme minimalism of the color palette here (red, white, and black [with a touch of brown]) makes the three main hues POP.
Also great was @levee in Steamy (another set helmed by @alissa ).
This one makes SUCH EFFECTIVE use of color.
Check out frames 2, 3, and 4.
And also snaps 6, 7, and 8.
And then look at the thumbnails.
Look at the set in its totality (the big picture).
The frosty sea-foam and olive greens mostly disappear after the beginning of the set.
They set a mood of artfulness (which makes this set great [and not merely good]).
Also contributing to its greatness is its use of water.
Check out the wet hair shot 5 from the end.
THAT is a great photo.
Things plugged along with @marianne in Blue Valentine (can you tell I dig @alissa ‘s work?).
Marianne had some juicy jugs!
Also good was Incognito featuring @ailyn .
Some great ass shots around frame 32.
But then we get perfection.
It’s @atiya in her Hopeful debut Book Worm .
Atiya the Huney!!!
How did this gal not go Pink?!?
Granted, she only made two sets, but…
This one is pure MAMMARY MAYHEM.
She really peaked with this one (no pun intended).
The second one is good.
Great, even.
Maybe perfect too.
But this one is BEYOND PERFECT.
Holy fuck.
I would have tipped that if I could.
But being a lowly Hopeful in 2011 wasn’t (apparently) enough to allow you to receive tips.
Following that would be tough.
But @jensen did GREAT with her last splash (?) Irish Car Bomb .
This set is SO CLOSE to being perfect!!
If you like busty redheads (my kryptonite…as long as the bust and hair are natural), you’ll love this one.
And let’s not forget @sysca in her swan song Oracle .
What a cutie!
[with a nice, plump booty in some see-through black panties]
A REALLY pretty lady.
But we got more perfection coming your way in the form of @estefania .
Here’s a Hopeful you can tip (and I did—a few days ago).
It’s her one-and-only Hopeful set.
MASSIVE jugs!!!
I salute you, Estefania.
Following that is an unenviable task.
But @bobbie_x does well in Abandoned Art .
This one takes graffiti to a whole new level.
As you will see, the model tags herself.
And it is rather fucking genius!
Plus, she got GREAT, long legs.
Good stuff.
There would be lots of good sets in March 2011.
Dig @kokeshi in her swan song (?) Red Locks .
How about that doggy ass shot 5 from the end???
Scrumptious!
Also holding down the fort was @reid in Translucent .
This gal just has a REALLY PRETTY face.
That’s the plain truth (as I see it).
It is fitting that the last shot is of her wry, sly visage.
Beautiful!
Alright, more perfection.
It’s @enairo in what appears to be her kiss off Wake Up Alone .
Check out shot 27.
Absolutely MAGICAL breasts!!!
[I tipped this one a few days ago. Please remember that you can tip many of these “classic-era” models.]
Alright, let’s do four good sets.
Get an art-on with @scarecrowe in the cinematic Charlie .
That takes EFFORT.
I’m not seeing much of that these days.
Commendable!
Another good one is @akito in Voyeur (there’s that word again).
Including this one for that leg close-up 4 from the end.
Outstanding stems!
Likewise good was @ettherea in Yellow Energy .
Slap on some Donovan and bliss-out to this color-burn.
It’s bold and engaging.
Brave.
I dig it!
Last in this quad-shot of goodness is @nxy in her Hopeful debut True Colours .
Like an erotic version of Schindler’s List, this one plays with the dichotomy between monochromatic gravity and the vibrance of “hand-colored” frames.
It blossoms here and there.
It’s good!
GREAT was @semiramis in Black, White and a Little Red .
Sounds like a pretty good description of the previous set.
But this one never goes black-and-white.
Quite chiaroscuro, it features her formidable rack.
The set kinda ends sideways (like a fucked-up profile photo on some app), but if you turn your head like a confused dog, you’ll see some generous handfuls worthy of your attention.
We got six more sets here.
First is @shelbyann with her Hopeful debut Sunday Girl .
Some nice boobies here.
Check it out!
At the next level was @damsel on Ladder Rungs (ba doomp, chink!).
This gal…
Wow!
Beautiful coral areolæ!!
And these sublime tones were captured by (once again) @alissa .
That’s why I put her as one of the three best SG photographers in the first 10 years of the site (along with @missy and @p_mod ).
Also good was @porcelaingrrl with Gamer Girl .
This set owes a lot to its first shot—that extreme close-up of a video game controller.
Green. Blue. Red. Orange.
It calibrates our eyes
She also made an excellent choice in the shade of nail polish she wore.
It contrasts so well as she fingers her rosy nipples.
But don’t sleep on @zell .
She was coming strong with her debut Serenity .
This gal had some cute shirt puppies and a fetching bum.
Nice!
Ok, two more.
One good, and the other perfect.
First, good.
It’s @casanova in Holding Out for a Hero .
What makes this one work so well (to my eyes) is the red mask.
It’s such an excellent splash of color (and it has a naughty vibe to it).
It’s a fun set with a beautiful gal.
If you like it, go leave Casanova a generous tip.
She deserves it!
And finally, we end with a perfect set from @lalou entitled Incandescence .
What a poetic pair of knockers!!!
Jesus.
Ok, that was March 2011.
Sorry this chapter was a long time coming.
As it is written, “Man cannot survive on tits and ass alone.”
—Pauly Deathwish
