Let’s rock.
Last month (Dec. 2010) was a little weak.
This one improved.
Not by a whole lot, but I’ll take it.
So let’s delve into January 2011.
Things got good when @akuma dropped Graveyard Tavern .
Boy, i sure could go for a pint right now.
But I don’t drink no more.
No worry.
I can be satiated by some lovely ink.
Akuma has a pack of colorful wolves on her pelvis.
Really unique.
And 15 from the end is a great pose!
Next we got more goodness courtesy of @valkyriesmith .
It’s her debut Hopeful set Sexy Blonde .
This gal has really nice boobs.
But she never quite gets right up in the camera.
That’s a shame.
But it’s not too surprising as she never shows her nipples either [electrical tape].
She could have really been a star.
Looks like she made about four Hopeful sets.
Can’t say she didn’t exercise due diligence.
I don’t know, she looks pretty goddamn hot to me!
But she was up against a stacked deck in @phecda .
Phecda checked in with a slice of perfection called Rinse Off .
This one is pure mammary mayhem!!!
I would have tipped her if I could, but she’s cut all ties with SG.
Shame that.
Next we have some good stuff from @skyla .
It’s her set Little Wheels .
Tits, ass, pretty pink skin…
Quite an intoxicating smørgåsbord!
Also good was @alectro in something the site desperately needed at this point: her SG debut Creative Destruction .
MBAs of the world unite!
This gal had a peach of an ass.
Perhaps a pear is a better comparison.
The way she poses makes it look like her rear end might burst at any moment and spray pure lust into the first six rows [splash zone, Shamu!].
Then @crystalxx dropped some perfection entitled Practice Makes Perfect .
Such an ironic title for a Hopeful’s ONLY attempt at going Pink.
This gal had the goods.
And she shoulda gone Pink after one set.
But that’s rarely how it works.
So she threw in the towel.
If you’re looking for fantastic knockers, look no further than this sexpot!!!
Next up we got some quality work from @dollbroken .
Check out her only Hopeful shoot Prune Harvest .
Don’t worry…it’s not AARP cosplay.
She’s pruning a plant.
Looks like weed.
Yippee ki-yay motherfucker.
[another thing I don’t do no mo…fucking asthma…Jesus, I’m boring. It’s hard being a Muslim on SG.]
Dollbroken was just a REALLY PRETTY gal!
Too bad she didn’t stick with it.
Also good was @aerion in Cameo Jack .
If you’re into leg art, check out picture 33.
Pretty goddamn nice gams!
Kicking it up a notch was @porphyria in SPF 5000 .
This one is special.
First of all, GREAT title!
Hilarious.
This set is like a drug.
Delicate.
Hallucination-inducing.
I get a pleasant disorientation from the otherworldly pastels herein.
ART!!
More art.
We need more art.
She had the right idea.
Don’t just churn out the same ol’ shit.
That set is damn-near inimitable.
Good stuff was to be had thanks to @carrina in Fresh .
Such a PRETTY Latina chick!
¡Dios mío!
But perfection was right around the next corner.
It was @alyeska in Momma Sed [sic].
Big ol’ titties!!
Hallelujah!!!
Shoulda gone Pink.
She was gettin’ ‘er dun with that wun there!
Next, we got some good pics from @vodevil .
Check out her set Legacy .
That’s some pretty fuckin’ great shit!
Positivively-succulent areolæ!!
But better could be done—and was—by @laceyhigh .
Here’s her only Hopeful set Cute-Sicle. .
Best pic is 26.
‘Bout to deep throat an ice cream truck confection in profile with outstanding shirt puppies hangin’ just right!!
Coming up the rear with gusto was @parker in her last (?) SG set Shutter Bug .
Great breasts.
Great popliteals.
Sexy!
Now we come to the one set from this month I tipped.
Woulda tipped more, but too many of these bitches gave SG the kiss-off.
Can’t tip someone whose profile is nothing but a relic.
Far from being a relic is the lovely @ceres .
And she made the most important set of the month: her SG debut End of the Day .
I mean…here’s a set that actually DESERVES every one of its 8000 (!) likes.
What a goddess!!!
Hard to follow that.
But @dot did well.
Check out her set Crux .
Super-hot!
Also good was @anguis in her Hopeful debut God Is in the Radio .
Pretty areolas and a DIVINE ass!
Also serving up quality work was @shanti in her set Point of View .
More ass magic on display here.
Check out 10 from the end.
Dat booty so juicy it won’t even fit in the frame.
Got DAYM!
But perfection arrived again with @sylvan in her last set Earhart .
Like Amelia, she got lost in a Bermuda Triangle of “no tipping allowed” and “no date listed for when she left SG”.
Triangle needs a third side.
What about a fantastic pair of breasts???
She sunk my battleship!!!
I always love to point out the work of great photographers, so thank Christ that @alissa snapped @rogue in the latter’s SG debut Yuki .
If you like to see naked princesses in a snowy wonderlands, Yuki will keep your chestnuts warm as you hibernate!
Ok, five more.
First, a couple of great sets.
Check out @boogi in her Hopeful debut Afternoon Sunshine .
This one has some Montgomery glands TO DIE FOR.
Why, yes: I read braille.
Also great was @morrigan in Peachy Keen .
What an ASTOUNDING fucking ass!!
Jesus.
The unenviable task of following that falls to @gabi in her ONLY Suicide Girls set Fortune Cookie .
This gal is just REALLY pretty.
What a poetic face!
The good news is that we are going to end this chapter with not one, but TWO perfect sets.
First slice of fried gold is @ackley in Pencey Prep .
Those are some all-star juggalos right there!!!
On behalf of my carnivalesque posse, I can confirm that my clowns are going cuckoo for her Cocoa Puffs.
Finally, we end on a high note thanks to @lora in her only SG set Smokey Eyes .
Good heavenly Jesus!
[Muslim convert]
I mean, what a breathtaking rack!!!
And with those areolæ, we look forward to the next month of improved titillation.
—Pauly Deathwish
