Here in Texas, it is hot as fuck.
Which is why it’s nice to dream about October 2010.
That’s right, put some spice in your pumpkin and roll up for a cavalcade of tits and ass from yesteryear.
First up we got a great set by @mcrforlyfe called Get U in My Caddy .
Don’t want to meet your daddy.
Etc. etc.
This gal only made one Hopeful set.
And that’s a shame.
Because she had a hell of a rack!!
[her pinion ain’t bad either]
Continuing this initial greatness was @misshazel in HER only Hopeful set Cleaning House .
Then things just fell off a bit…
I never blow smoke up your asses.
I couldn’t find a pulse again in this month until @pandie showed up with Musical Chair .
Her cathedral of flesh peaked in shot 24.
Now THAT is a torso!
FFS.
Aristide Maillol would have sold out his own mother to sculpt that midriff.
Forget dahlias, this lady is EXQUISITE.
And things did pick up—when @juicika came along with a masterful eye-fuck called Naughty Aquatics .
Ingest your psychedelic of choice and get a load of this melting masterpiece.
I think M.C. Escher would have dug it.
Hell, M.C. Hammer would probably do a little athletic stomp on this orgy of orange.
I have no idea what that means.
Hoping you’re still tripping balls.
Train kept rollin’ with @angelictemptres in 420 Dip .
This gal had some lovely boobies.
And it’s a shame she was a One-and-Done Hopeful.
Her set did quite well for that time too.
700 likes was a lot for an upstart back then!
This part of the month was a bit snory.
Highlights include @cheri in her debut Longing .
I mean…this gal was FIT!
Holy fuck.
Also fit for visual consumption was @xiu in her penultimate (?) set Hearts .
This set makes rather genius use of lavender paint to give the model heart-shaped areolas.
Superb idea!
The pace picked up with @properpiper in her only Hopeful set (WTF?!?) Break Time .
One set and she was ready for a break.
Unfortunately for us, it looks like a permanent vacation.
This is a great set.
Gal had stupendous knockers!!
But fear not: @strawberry was here to save the day in a big way.
I tipped this set and Strawberry was kind enough to send me a sweet message.
I adore that.
Models that mingle with us hoi polloi.
It pays to be nice.
And @strawberry is nice.
So give her a follow.
And TIP her.
That’s right, I tipped this set a couple of days ago.
Now, let me show you the PERFECT set which warranted a fiver (sorry I’m a bit skint).
It’s her debut: Raw .
Holy Mary mother of GAWD!!!
Sets just do not get any better than that.
Those are breasts for which to launch a thousand ships!!!!
JEEzus.
There’s just no following that.
But @king did admirably with a great set of her own: Talking Shit About a Pretty Sunset .
Her rosy areolæ are the stars here.
Sublime!!
Also great was @cynamin in HER penultimate (?) set Tie a Yellow Ribbon Round the Old Oak Tree .
This busty babe never disappoints!!
Definite Russ Meyer material.
But then we come to another perfect set.
It’s @vainvanity in her ONLY SG set Pub Adventures .
I’m pretty sure I tipped this set, but I’m not sure (as I was a couple pints in).
[I don’t drink]
I mean…this set is pretty mind-blowing.
I wouldn’t mind going ‘round the roller rink a couple times with this gal.
She got tits that hang like teardrops.
She’s not crying—I’m crying.
Quality was kept high thanks to @annika in her last SG set Basement .
If you like hourglass girls, check out shot #9.
Good GAWD!
Dangerous curves indeed.
Also good was @kashia in only Hopeful set Cadillac Flowers .
[General Motors was making a killing this month…apparently]
This gal was such a cutie!
It’s a shame she packed it up after one trip.
Site needed more Asian cuteness.
But hearts started racing when @virtue dropped Lithe .
Unfortunately, not enough of those hearts hit the like button.
I mean…this little pink number was a heavenly handful!!
This set deserved to do MUCH better than it did.
Just as great was @starfuck in her debut Follow the Sun .
Exceptional mammaries!!
We keep humming along with @helenjade in her debut Page Me .
Pretty extraordinary set!
Shooting in a teal room was genius (taking into account her cherry-red coif).
But let’s stop fucking around.
If you’re looking for GREAT, you can never go wrong with the wonderful @vesta .
Check her out here in the appropriately-titled Timeless .
Nature has rarely rendered prettier gals than Vesta.
Go give her a follow and leave her a nice tip.
Maybe she’ll even write you a sweet note?
Try and find out!!
Things got a little mundane at this point in the month.
Which is not to say there weren’t good sets.
Let’s stroll through a garden of earthly delights starting with @coquettekitty in her only Hopeful set About Last Night… .
This butch babe had some nice little jugs.
[jarritos, as it were]
In this same garden we find @vice littering the scene with erotic Trash .
[did @virtue and @vice ever do a multi??? I think @night and @day did.]
Best thing about Vice’s set is that GENIUS wallpaper!
Nice pick.
Also keeping up the side was @aenn in her ONLY SG set No Time To Sew .
This gal coulda been a MASSIVE star!!!
What happened?!?
Like the Sex Pistols, she dropped one album…and then strutted off into the sunset of posterity.
Fucking hell.
Thank God for @latara and her last (?) set Dandy Cowboy .
This gal had beautiful brown nipples and some KILLER dimples!
This set deserved to do much better.
Alright, let’s kick it up a notch.
It’s @gogo in Lisbon Girl .
This set is a masterpiece of arabesque and subtlety!!
What a STUNNING lady.
Just as great was @margauxxx in her only Hopeful set Freight Elevator .
Now THOSE are some boobs!!
…and great ass shot 4 from the end.
Ok, nine more.
A nice roun number.
First is @_erby in her only Hopeful set Rock’n’Roll .
First off, the Cobain picture on the wall is both spooky and sexy.
But lascivious genius rears its ugly head in the shot where she simulates swallowing big black beads.
HELL YEAH!
Get a load of that shot.
But we need more.
So we need @celinasedgwick in her only Hopeful set (what the actual fuck???) Fantastic Flapper! .
Sure, she has a fetching bum.
No doubt.
But ONCE AGAIN, it’s THE BEADS, BABY!!
The money shot (almost quite literally) is shot 27.
Take a long strand of pearls.
And lick them like a swine.
Gets my respect every time 100%
But this is all a bit amateur compared to little @darla .
Boy, does she have a treat for you.
Continuing with the OutKast vibe which started us off, check out her perfect set So Fresh and So Clean .
Those are WORLD-CLASS shirt puppies right there!!!
I may have tipped this set.
Can’t remember.
I saw her topless and I blacked out :)
This month finished strong.
Six sets starting with @priscila in the genius-titled Devil Got My Woman .
Four from the end shows a princess who WORKS OUT.
Stays healthy.
Eats nutritionally.
The proof is in the pudding.
RESPECT.
Plus, she has great tits and a nice feather [sic].
Just as great was @gretyl in her last (?) Hopeful set Prairie Summer .
Good old fashioned pale titties in the sun.
MERICA!!
I love it.
Also fantastic was @bixton in My Neighbor Totoro .
Very nice breasts.
And a gorgeous face!!
Three more.
Ramp up to the finish.
We start with good.
Good is @joliette in Chiminea .
Beautiful little boobs in a blue color scheme AND she swallows a big, fat marshmallow!
Next we move to great.
Great is @kali in her dreamy swan song (?) Cauchemar .
[Leda mentioned]
Black lace gloves.
Grasping rather ginormous titties.
Rough on soft.
Like a book covered in sandpaper.
Destroys every other book with which it comes into contact.
Gently abrasive.
October and the leaves are as golden as honey.
Strewn upon the ground.
Her high heels stomp the foliage.
Gracefully.
Great legs.
Great set!!
And finally, as I wish we always could, we end with perfect.
Perfect is @missvicious in her last (?) Hopeful set Embracing Change .
This bitch shoulda gone Pink.
What the fuck.
At any rate, if nothing else, those heavy hooters put her in MY hall of fame.
—PD
