If this book were ever bound, it would probably take several volumes.
But that’s what happens when you REALLY LOOK at every fuck set that’s on SG.
And when you like girls.
I like girls.
You like girls?
Well, you’re in for a treat.
Because September 2010 was a FANTASTIC month.
Buckle up.
Get your lube and tires changed.
For this trip down Mammary Ln.
First up we got a great set by @namira entitled Getting Dirty .
It was her only Hopeful set.
What I dig about this one (no pun intended) is that she’s basically digging her own grave (as are we all).
And it’s not such a scary thing.
It’s actually quite…beautiful!
This babe had a respectable rack.
But she didn’t rely on her boobs to take her to the next level.
Oh no, not her.
In frame 12, bitch is about to swallow an earthworm.
Dedication!
But the joys of this set don’t end there.
What works so well in this set is that she’s pale as the moon.
In contrast, the soil is a rich brown.
And the third color of her palette is the jolly, carefree green of the grass.
Simple.
Effective.
Creative.
Symbolic.
This set was well-thought-out.
Great work!!
But she had the misfortune of (metaphorically) dropping an album the same day as The Beatles (as did many other Hopefuls who never went Pink).
I don’t know if I’ve ever seen so many perfect sets on SG as there were in Sep. ‘10.
This month would have to be in the running for best month at Suicide Girls in the first 8+ years of the site.
So let’s see a perfect set.
It’s @tovi in Afternoon Sun .
This set got 4000+ likes.
And yet she has 48 [sic] followers.
Which means that she (or someone who controls her profile here) had a flip-out and blocked THOUSANDS of members (to knock them off of her followers list).
No judgement.
I’ve had similar freakouts myself.
But it makes me hesitant to tip this set because I get the feeling that this lady must want almost nothing to do with SG anymore.
I say “almost” because you CAN INDEED tip this set.
And it is fucking perfect.
These breasts come on like the Enola Gay.
Mind-blowing!!!
Keeping things great was @benten in I Am Not a Model .
This one benefits heavily from the photographic genius of @p_mod (one of the three truly great photographers in SG history up till this point [along with @missy and @alissa ]).
P_mod always has a French touch to his shoots.
[not sure if he’s French…just a guess]
Frame 15 sees Benten guzzling a sport bottle full of heavy cream.
Yas, Queen, yas!!
That picture really sets the tone for this great set.
Ok, back to perfection.
It’s @dbmel with Trapped In the Basement .
This gal is a Hopeful.
Present-tense.
Meaning, you can tip her.
And I did.
This set is that good.
If you are into weighty bosoms, get mind-smacked by this gal’s heavyweight hooters.
Fucking amazing!!!
The perfect sets would keep on coming.
Next it’s @alyeska in one of two (!!) perfect Hopeful [sic] sets she dropped this month.
And it still wasn’t enough to make her Pink.
What’s more, you can’t tip these sets either.
But here’s the first one: Full Bodied .
OUTSTANDING knockers!!!
[we’ll get to her other set in a bit]
Perfection kept picking our pockets with @faithful in her swan song Onyx Bar .
What a lovely pair of caramel-brown melons!!!
Also perfect (no big whup) was @osaka in Let the Sunshine In .
I mean…these are boobs TO DIE FOR!!!
A must see.
Mercifully, @yvelle gave us a lovely breather with her penultimate (?) set White Picket Fences .
This set deserved more love.
Some nice little titties there!
Notching us back up was @cynamin in one of two sets she dropped this month.
This one was merely great (while her next one would be perfect).
To see great, click on The Waves Can Have Me .
The photography here is not so flattering.
Which makes it great (rather that perfect).
Because she’s a HOT MAMA.
But she doesn’t necessarily look great from every angle.
The photographer [uncredited] did her dirty in the frame 20 from the end.
Surprisingly, it is shot from a “lowish” angle.
But that doesn’t make up for skewed expressionism of the tilt.
The better shot (though still not terribly-flattering) is that six from the end.
This is one of those “real boob proof” shots.
And it is fine and dandy.
But she could look better.
And she would—in her next set (as we shall see soon enough).
Onto the greatness of @samanie in her last (?) Hopeful set Heart Strings .
She doesn’t have huge tits, but they are PHOTOGRAPHED in such a way as to make them look big and magical.
Of course, the close-up in frame 20 is the best.
Beautiful areola too!!
Alright, how about four more perfect sets in a row????
Let’s do it!
First is @alyeska (again!) with Missed the Boat .
Mammoth rack!!!
Always perfect (frankly) is @sash .
And she did not disappoint in Gets Wet .
Shot 26 makes me want to weep.
So good!!!
Go tip this gal a fiver on that set.
She’s a nice lady and she will love you long time.
It pays to be a nice person (and Sash is).
Ok, more perfection.
It’s @lynx in her last set Stand By .
The shots nine and seven from the end (respectively) best show off the magical boobs this lady was wielding.
Yowzah!!!
Now let’s see a PERFECT @cynamin set.
It’s Naked Hobo .
This one has MUCH MORE flattering shots than her previous set.
There’s a great “real boob proof” shot in frame 25.
Fake tits don’t obey gravity like that.
But the shot that really seals this set as being perfect is the divinely-lit frame 33.
Hell, it could be the same photographer as her previous set [no credit given].
But if it is, they must have figured out how to shoot her by the time this was made.
Total babe!!!
Ok, another breather.
It’s @zain in Close to Me .
There are seemingly-innumerable sets from this month that got 490-something likes.
Maybe those were the generous members.
Maybe they were bots.
At any rate, this set is better than 490 likes.
Finally something for the ass men.
Shot 26 is JUICY!
Ok, back to perfection.
It’s @fabrizia in her debut set Cottonwood .
This perfect set was shot by the amazing @alissa .
Fabrizia’s fleshy GODDESS (!!!) essence is captured sublimely here.
Such a lush and sensuous set.
Turning in what appears to have been her last Hopeful set this month was @sutton with Puppy Wash .
Beautiful little boobs and such a gorgeous face (including a VERY SEXY schnoz!).
Ok, back to perfect.
It’s @pthalo in Milk and Cookies .
If you have big, natural breasts…and you pour milk on them, it’s probably gonna be a perfect set.
Just sayin’.
And such was the case here.
Awe-inspiring!!!
Cooling us down a bit was @jody in Danger .
This lady had a MAGICAL little rack and some killer legs!!
Back to perfect: it’s @leopoldine in Downtown Train .
Small-breasted gals CAN make perfect sets.
And, of course, it helps to have a photographer like @p_mod coaxing that artifact into existence (as is the case here).
Natural lighting (the magic hour) and artful close-ups.
Perfect set.
Also perfect (holy fuck) was @efy in her sole Hopeful set Été provençal .
Pale-blonde babe with coral-pink tits.
The stuff that dreams are made of.
How about a great set?
It’s @toft in Last Light .
One of those 490 sets.
This one was MUCH BETTER than 490 likes.
Tits and ass and knuckle tats.
Hot as fuck!!
Back to perfect.
It’s @meelajane in her most recent set (14 years ago) iPad .
Brown boobs are the thinking-man’s boobs.
Brooding.
Weighty.
Profound.
GAWD DAMN.
What a pair of jugs!!!
But we can’t forget the great sets (amidst all this perfection).
Check out @indigna in her only Hopeful set Armoire Circus .
I dig the spooky-clown lighting!!
Also great was @joliette in Stop & Stair .
Great breasts, a pretty face, and a fetching bum.
Nicely-done!!
But we’re not done with great.
Check out @lylie in the @p_mod -shot Realm of Possibility .
Frankly, the photography is the star here.
P_mod has a great eye for color.
The sherbet orange and gelato lime are the stars of this controlled and inspired palette.
Now for a breather with @anunnaki .
It’s Go Green .
Good props can really help a set.
And they can be simple.
Like the glass discs Anunnaki employs here.
Alright.
Get ready for a MOTHERFUCKER of a set.
It’s a perfect one from @epiic —shot wonderfully by @alissa .
As soon as I sell my kidney, I fully intend to come back and tip this set.
Check out the magic that is Squidcats .
Good Lord.
I must have lost a quart of drool starring at this spread.
PERFECT SET.
But let’s not forget @meeshkah in her debut Fields Forever .
Here’s another one of those 490 sets.
And it’s better than 490.
Another for the ass lovers.
Check out shot 22.
Superb!
Also good was @feyne in her final set Wolf Spirit .
This one has a sort of Satanic vibe to it.
So if you are into the occult and stuff, check this one out.
You might dig it.
Alright, back to perfection.
i THINK this set was PROBABLY shot by @alissa , but there is no credit and I’m not certain.
At any rate, it’s a perfect set.
It stars @parish and is called Body of Christ .
Hot wax is good.
WHITE hot wax (as in the color—not necessarily the temperature) is an even more erotic allusion.
To be more clear, hot white wax (on the tits! [no less]) is a HELL of a move.
This gal has rosy areolæ reminiscent of a painting by Renoir.
Their color are offset by her well-chosen green chest piece.
[savvy color choice at the tattoo parlor]
But the perfection is really that penultimate shot.
Hot white wax dripping off her breasts and down to her cooch.
The genius part is getting coochie-level to shoot UP at the model.
Plus, Parish was FIT as FUCK.
Not a bit of body fat on this lean machine.
Perfect set!!!
AND…she had fairly-small breasts.
Again…get yourself a LEGEND (or a legend in the making) such as @missy , @p_mod , or @alissa and you have the best chance of making a TIMELESS set FOR THE AGES.
Doesn’t necessarily matter what kind of gear they have.
Mainly matters what’s between their ears—whether they have a “switched on” brain or not.
Those three photographers I listed most certainly do.
You would be infinitely lucky to shoot with any one of them (or someone of their caliber).
So far there are only three.
Only three TRULY GREAT photographers in the first nine years of Suicide Girls.
Let’s not forget the good sets.
Get a load of @arquez in The Mirror .
This gal had some ALL-WORLD areolas.
Almost two-tone tits—dark cherry nipple and salami-rose halos.
[every angel worth their weight in salt has a salami halo…common knowledge]
But let’s get back to perfection…and once again prove that the Itty Bitty Titty Committee ®️ CAN pull upset victories against the Marilyns and Mansfields of the world.
Of course, it’s not particularly hard to make a redhead look magical on film.
Redheads are the human equivalents of unicorns.
So it makes sense that @annalee would have it in her to bitch slap the world with Specimen .
@p_mod shooting a ginger?!?
Get the fuck outta here!
of COURSE it’s gonna look a-MAZE-balls.
And it does!
P_mod is usually a minimalist.
Clarity.
Elegance.
Poignance.
There is really only ONE color here.
Kinda like a song with one chord.
GOLD.
Not the gold of a Trump penthouse.
But the gold of Baltic amber.
Honey.
Warm gold.
Natural.
Glowing.
Not harsh.
Not ostentatious.
The gold of a pint of lager after a day at a dead-end job.
Ahhh, beer.
And floating in the pint of Blue Moon is an orange slice (for spice!) by the name of Annalee.
Annalee…Annalee…the healer.
Perfect set.
Ok, eight more.
Stay with me.
First is a great set by @holley entitled Specs Appeal (hardy har har [guffaw]).
It was self-shot and appears to have been her penultimate set.
This gal had magical boobies.
Oh to be Buddy Holly on her left bicep!
What’s more, she calculated her color palette perfectly to bring out the delicate pinks of her nipples.
VERY savvy set!!
Next we got a perfect one from @unum called Wildcat .
This one’s a gusher.
Happy handfuls.
Good gracious.
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is SuhWEET!!!
It was her only Hopeful set.
One-and-done.
The barriers to entry were HIGH this month.
Bad timing.
Coming in with a good collection was @aisline in Breathe .
Few gals in the world are this pretty—this gorgeous.
And get your pew-pew rocks off with the Fembot pointiness six shots from the end.
Ok, more perfection.
It’s @toribell in her swan song (?) Private Dancer .
Tina Turner would be proud.
For fuck’s sake…this PERFECT set did not even get 1000 likes.
[no wonder she stopped making sets]
Private Dancer is a tarted-up masterpiece.
Like a powdered jelly donut.
Raspberry.
Once again…breasts for which to die.
Tits to launch a thousand ships.
And the photography is SUPERB.
The strange close-ups.
Like Neil Young on the cover of American Stars ‘n Bars.
“You don’t mind if I get right up in your lens, DEW YEW???”
Like an animal.
“What is this magical contraption that clicks and flashes?”
[sniff sniff…lick…confused look…embarrassment…is they watching me?]
Four more.
Can you make it?
First it’s a perfect one from @annii entitled Fourier’s Heat Equation .
This set gets me all hot and bothered (no pun intended).
All revved up!
I’d be a physics GENIUS if the classes were taught by this lady.
E = mc SCHWING!!!
Fourier would doubtless be proud.
Three more…all good.
First is @taye with her superb rack in Exposure .
Go tip this lady right now.
She’s super-awesome!
Next we got @zooey in Moist Deluxe .
Go like this set so we can get it to 666.
[Hail Sagan!]
The best shot is 23 from the end.
That mischievous grin and cute little finger.
And finally, it’s @vellin with her ONLY Suicide Girls set The Pink Suite .
It was a month of girly pinks and baby blues.
Can’t go wrong with such a harmonious color clash.
—Pauly Deathwish
