If you’re wondering why Suicide Girls is still around after 20+ years, look no further than the superb month of August 2010.
This month damn-near bankrupted me.
So buckle up and let’s stroll down Mammary Ln.
First up is a perfect set by @carilyn called Casting Shadows .
It was her only Hopeful set.
But she dropped in a month that was STACKED with good stuff.
Speaking of stacked…those are some ALL-WORLD titties right there!!!
Next up we got @chaste with her Hopeful debut Almost Lover .
There’s lots to like here, but I’m most taken by the extreme close-up of flowers and Montgomery glands.
Amazing!
But let’s take it up a notch with @gogo in Nixe .
With underwater magic reminiscent of Jean Vigo, @p_mod brought us this dreamy set of blue in green.
Truly remarkable!!
How ‘bout a multi?
It’s @aisline and @oro in Love Like Kittens .
This set is believable.
It’s not just a couple of naked bitches.
Dig the lip bite.
The passion.
The nipple bite.
Indeed, it’s a bit bite-y.
And I really like it!
Ok, back to great with @douce_ in her only Hopeful set Nude Literature .
Bitchin’ boobs!!
Also great was @monroe in her penultimate (?) set Vertigo .
The star of this set is her SHARP, two-tone coif!!
That…and the Hitchcock allusion (dig the Lissajous curve in the final frame!).
Ok, affix your peepers ‘pon @nyuzombiebunny in HER only Hopeful set (lots of that going around at this point in the SG timeline) Pink Dream .
I dig her big, beautiful, dark nipples!
Also good was @malloreigh in her final (?) SG set Sauced .
If you’re a fan of legs, get a load of her fine gams.
Sexy!
Ok, we can do better.
It’s @pia in the GROUNDBREAKING Fluor Love .
Get your mental hands on this hardbody and glow up.
Truly creative!!
Also great was @maa in her only Hopeful set (never have so many done so few…) A Little Show .
This gal had some gorgeous knockers!!
Ok.
It is my distinct pleasure to present @alissa with a Pauly Deathwish Hall of Fame Award for her work as a photographer.
She joins @missy and @p_mod in a VERY SELECT company.
And this month seals it.
NO PHOTOGRAPHER kicked as much ass in August 2010.
It’s fucking amazing!
With that introduction, I present her first contribution of the month: Simplest Love starring @buffy .
This one is for the ass-lovers.
Notice the string of close-ups.
Well-done!
[we will be covering MANY superb sets captured by Alissa as this chapter proceeds]
Next we got a great set by @keiko in her swan song (?) Hellingly on Earth .
Dig the close-up where her cameo-ringed hand is grabbing her ass!!
And then dig her taut popliteal in the preceding picture.
Sexy as hell!
Ok, time for more @alissa (get used to it folks—she rocks!).
Dig her superb photography in Alley Cat featuring @rainbow .
If you got great tits, be sure to get some nice, simple FULL-FRONTAL shots.
Who knows…it might get you 4000 likes (as in this set).
A smart photographer HELPS their model show their BEST SIDE (and best attributes).
Photographers can be thought of as visual engineers (akin to sound engineers).
But the best also leave their mark on a set.
And in so doing, become quite similar to record producers.
Ok, next we got @carrina in her debut When Life Gives You Lemons .
Great butt and legs in that second-to-last shot!
Also good was @chie in HER debut Killer Tune .
This classy set features some fascinating ink.
Very well-done shoot!
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Ok, it’s back to @alissa shooting @damsel in her debut (noticing a pattern?) Bold .
This model’s most fetching feature (her ass) is captured repeatedly.
Smart photography!
Shoots like this don’t beat around the coy bush.
Well-done!
One model I particularly dig is @archie .
Check out her originality in the androgynous Cry Baby .
Plop some Sha Na Na on the hi-fi and soak in the depths of Archie’s bold and snotty sneering at convention.
Also good was @sheyva in her final (?) Hopeful set Stripped Down .
Pretty-damn strong set!
Ok, back to @alissa in a great set starring @levee .
Dig the artful lighting and vibe of Sullen Girl .
Beautiful pink nipples!!
Alright, then the month got HEAVY.
Check out the perfect set by @binah entitled Undomesticated .
I mean…
This gal does a milk fountain—spewing dairy from her mouth into the air.
Spitting like a creamy fountain onto a black table.
And she has some GREAT jugs!!!
Perfect set.
Next up, we got ANOTHER perfect set.
[by the way, you can tip Binah and other classic models (as I did a couple of days ago)]
Save a fiver for @cynamin in Nerd Perv .
What a rack!!!
My wallet was fast draining from this point on.
Don’t forget @calamity in her last (?) set Within and Without .
A pretty gal with superb breasts!
Also good was @pixel in her debut (ridonkulous infusion of talent this month) Blind Devotion .
This set really POPS thanks to its crisp lighting and uncluttered photographic quality!
Ok, back to perfect.
It’s @sinnah in Answered Prayers .
This gal is truly a dream in flesh!!!
Also perfect (!) was @ellia in History .
What a fucking NUCULAR pair of chest puppies!!!
GAWD DAMN.
So much good stuff this month…like @nettix in Prismatic .
Hot pink and cool blue dominate the color palette of this very savvy set!
Also good was the @bob in a medley of boobs and popliteals entitled Bears Beets Battlestar Gallactica .
Oh to be that Rainn Wilson bobblehead luxuriating in Bob’s cleavage…
[sigh]
But let’s turn this burner up a bit.
It’s @nekrofelia in Milkshake .
In a mere 27 shots, she managed to turn in a STRONG set!!
Not to be missed was @bellalynn in her lone Hopeful set Summer Beachhouse Fun .
Reason I like this one is it’s so damn slutty!
Alright.
No more fucking around.
It’s another perfect set…this one by @buellher .
Check out her debut Silly Girl .
Being smothered with those knockers would be a lovely sort of death.
And don’t forget @axl in her only Hopeful set Signs of Sex .
Magnificent areola close-ups in this one!
Also good was @aleena in what appears to be her last SG set Phoenix .
[who knows…she could always rise from the ashes, right?]
In addition to being a feast of color (purple and gold clashing vividly), that lady had great legs!
Ok, more perfection.
It’s @gretyl in her Hopeful debut Pink Ribbons .
Magical fun bags!!!
Also perfect (!!) was @rydell in Stray Bullet .
This one isn’t “perfect” on account of a God-given attribute (large bosom).
This gal had to WORK for it.
And she scored a kill even from a mile away.
There’s A STORY.
There’s EFFORT.
There’s THOUGHT.
If you like firearms, check out this hit woman and what she gets into.
Don’t think guns are gonna make this one artless.
How about that orange-slice close-up?
She has little boobs.
A modest ass.
But a really pretty face.
And thus, her face is THE STAR of the elements.
Several facial close-ups.
I can’t say enough about the sophistication of this set.
PERFECT.
But we can’t forget about @princessxxx in her final (?) Hopeful set All In .
This gal had a phenomenal ass.
Check it out!
Also good was @yulia in Don’t Panic .
Very artful set of a lady with superb legs!
Alright, I need more heat to finish cooking this month.
It’s @runaroundsue in La Vie boheme .
This tart really shone in her lone Hopeful set.
‘Tis a pity she threw in the towel.
But fear not: @alissa is here again with more photographic magic.
Check out her work snapping @shaddix in the later’s penultimate (?) set Pint Size .
Here you can once again see Alissa’s versatility.
Need a light-soaked blast of freshness???
Alissa can do that too.
This set is clean and clear—revelatory!
More heat.
It’s @caustic in her debut (what a month!) Not Easy Being Green .
A stunning redhead artfully photographed by an uncredited auteur.
But now we come to @alissa ‘s crowning creation from August 2010 (in my humble, monomaniacal opinion).
It’s @phecda in Sexual Tyrannosaurus .
This set is more than just big, natural boobs (believe it or not).
The “extra” is HOW THEY ARE CAPTURED.
Maybe the model was just really self-aware and savvy in her choice of poses.
But it’s my suspicion that the photographer directed many of these shots.
[mise-en-scène]
Big breasts do magical things when gravity works its magic (as it does here).
If you got natural knockers, make sure you do some poses to PROVE they’re natural.
Trust me.
Boob-lovers (like myself) will ADORE you for it.
Same advice for photographers.
Don’t let your busty models beat around the bush.
For their own sake (assuming they want likes, tips, etc.), “urge” them to try poses which CLEARLY DISPLAY they didn’t purchase their chest with any currency of this Earth.
They were born with them—grew into them.
Suffered with ‘em.
Lugged those skinned appendages around hither and thither at the expense of their lower back.
There are several such poses in this set.
“Proof” poses.
Fake tits don’t sag—they don’t give.
Fake tits always maintain an unnatural roundness.
If it’s a REALLY GOOD boob job, you might have to stare for A LONG TIME pondering that age-old question, “Are they real or fake?”
Anyone can get a boob job (provided they have thousands of dollars to sink into such an investment).
I prefer small boobs to fake boobs.
Perhaps my mind can be changed.
But the big naturals are the cream of the crop for me.
Let’s mark the shots and help the buxom among us.
Shot #8.
On her knees.
Doggy.
Shoulders and head up.
Fake boobs don’t swing like that.
Shot #9 is unequivocal (close-up).
Shot #19.
Side-boob.
They don’t stick out like fins on a Chevy.
They HANG the way fabric drapes…
Softly.
Real.
Shot #27.
Might seem unimportant.
It’s not.
She’s preoccupied.
Hunching over a bit.
Fake tits would keep saluting in ridiculous erection.
Not real tits.
Real tits droop…poetically.
Shot #40.
“Stereo” imaging.
Real boobs have a mind of their own.
Notice how the boob on the left is drifting off…like it’s about to turn the corner.
Fake tits maintain a “perfect” equidistance at almost all times.
Not so with real tits.
Real tits are luxurious.
They move.
They caress.
They hug.
They’re not stiff.
They’re soft.
Second-to-last-shot (#52).
The “arched-back” proof.
Real boobs fall off to the sides.
Just as we see in that shot.
Like waterfalls.
They flow.
They arc.
They are always finding new shapes for themselves.
Fake tits almost always hold the same rigid shape.
They stand up on the chest in this position.
They don’t spread.
And the final shot (#53).
The opium-hip tit test.
One boob is smushed under her.
Fake tits would be a nightmare to try and finesse into that position without looking incredibly awkward.
And the absolute topper: that upper boob.
Hanging down (which is to say, sideways).
Fake tits only really “hang down” when the plastic person is upright.
Put a person on their back—on their side—standing on their head.
Real, unencumbered boobs will always obey gravity and “find down”.
Like water.
They will find the lowest point.
And that is a beautiful thing.
Why do I point out these shots?
Because seeing poses like this are EXTREMELY RARE on SG.
And that’s a shame.
Either get naked, or don’t.
Unless you want people to be coy with their tips.
Pushing on.
Three more in this phenomenal month.
First is @ashbury_ in her great Hopeful debut This Old Train .
This set has it all.
Decent-sized natural breasts.
Legs in sheer pantyhose.
Did I mention the legs?!?
[love those tats down the backs of her gams]
And a big, plump bottom.
Great debut!!
Two more.
First is @naty in her final SG set Mira .
More poppin’ popliteals!
A great month for legs.
And last, but not least, it’s @devushka in her debut (godlike month) Love Strokes .
This prototypical Suicide Girl (dark hair, lots of ink…) has a penetrating gaze throughout this one.
And to cap it off, there’s a bit of Impressionism at the end.
The uncertainty of seeing through glass.
Double image.
Figure and reflection.
Hot breath on a window pane…
Draw something with your finger.
—Pauly Deathwish
