May 2010 was not mind-blowing.
But it wasn’t dismal either.
Let’s get into it.
First to draw blood was @ashly in her penultimate (?) set Coax Me .
Pretty fantastic pair of honkers there!!
Next we got @adrastea with her Hopeful debut Too Bright to See. .
I mean, first: she knows the difference between too and to.
That’s HAWT!
But seriously…
This gal got 1200 likes on this set.
A great number for a Hopeful in 2010.
She was just a quality set (money, photographer, camera gear, lighting…) away from making a career of SG.
But alas…
In terms of talent, she’s just as badass as most of the Suicide Girls of her era.
Ok, we move.
This next set I tipped a couple of days ago [sic].
[please remember you can tip many of these “classic-era” models]
What made me reach for me wallet?
It was @leandra with Incandescent .
Her boobies are like the Book of Revelation.
GAWD DAYUM.
Them some “change your religion” kind of breasts right there!!!
Like a bolt of lightning.
Hard to follow that.
But we applaud @chride in Dorelia .
For some reason, you can’t tip this lady (even though she hasn’t seemingly severed her relationship with SG).
Strange.
Anyhow, her set is super-high-quality.
A really attractive model (with pretty brown nipples) paired with a very capable photographer (@alissa ).
Definitely a set to check out and learn from!
One gal made a sort of splash this month by dropping TWO sets.
Sadly, the first is the better one.
I was really hoping she’d smack it out of the park on the second one, but she didn’t (to my eyes).
That said, she had a TON of talent (as evidenced in her first set of the month).
I speak of @violat0r .
I mean, this gal was so naturally attractive that she overcame a set entitled The Gril Next Door [sic].
Forget “too” and “to”…this bitch straight-up goin’ Finnegans Wake in that title.
But like I said, check out the pictures.
She’s obviously shy about getting naked (which is what really hamstrings her second set of the month).
But the SPARK of greatness is there in The Gril Next Door.
Photo 36 is FANTASTIC.
I guess nude modeling just wasn’t her thing.
But she coulda been HUGE!!
Ah well…
Next we come to perfection in the form of @darla .
She capably bitch-slapped the site in her debut Fluffy Clouds .
Jayne Mansfield woulda felt insecure around this STAR!!!
Sadly, she made only one more set.
[SO FAR!!!]
Which brings up a point: which SG model holds the record for longest interim between sets???
It might take me several more years to figure that out.
Hell, I might have to hire an intern.
It’s hard to follow Darla.
She is both Fat Man and Little Boy all in the same brassiere.
Positively NUCULAR (to borrow a word from George W. Bush).
But we were very lucky to have THREE notable sets in a row on the heels of Darla’s kill zone of mammary destruction.
First was @casius in her only Hopeful set Cyanide & Lace .
This gal has a STUNNING ass (and fantastic, tanned legs done up in black stockings).
It’s a shame she was a one-and-done.
Next notable was @poisonousfox in HER only Hopeful set Discovering Uncovered .
First off, good title.
Literate.
Thought-provoking.
Nicely-done on that.
And then there is the quite-good set.
Really nice pair of breasts and an ivory bottom.
Yes, I think her bum steals the show in those last few frames.
Pretty fucking awesome!
Finally, this hat trick of notables is capped with @boomie in Lyricist .
This gal is just REALLY, REALLY pretty.
And the gorgeous photo set is captured magically by @zoetica .
Well-worth a look!
Then the month sorta fell off a cliff…
Couldn’t find a pulse until @moogle checked in with her swan song (?) Candy Coat and Metal Flake .
This set goes positively-MENTAL in its use of paint.
Pretty fucking impressive.
I mean, this gal really WENT FOR IT!
Looks like a fucking hazardous chemical spill or something.
E for effort.
I dig it.
After much site-wide frittering, quality was recovered by the perfection of @eilonwy in Within a Tower .
This appears to have been her last stab at stardom.
[and you can’t tip her because she was just a lowly Hopeful]
But this set is perfect.
What a MAGNIFICENT pair of jugs!!!
And we weren’t done with perfection either.
Prepare thyself to deal with the miracle that is @jessikitten in Mental Block .
She too appears to have given up on the SG rat race after this set.
And I can’t blame her.
She wasn’t a one-and-done.
And she was making PERFECT shit.
Check out Mental Block.
Tits that’ll have you switching back to your original religion in a nanosecond.
Jesus Mary mother of God.
What a pair of knockers!!!
How can you follow two perfect sets?!?
I gotta hand it to @kinkyartgirl .
She did admirably with Bath Time .
What a pretty lady!
And a nice pair of boobs.
Hell, she even sucks on one.
I see that move FAR TOO SELDOM on SG.
[maybe the censorship rules were different back then?]
Any gal who can suck her own tits has a lot going for her (in my book).
But @squee took it to the next level.
Check out her set Philosophy .
She has stereophonic boobs.
If you were nose-to-breastbone, she could drown out the troubles of the world completely.
Noise-canceling titties.
What a babe!!
Also quite good was @terrestrial in (what one would assume to be) her ball-tripping swan song Alice in Wonderland .
Looks like Gibby Haynes was in charge of art direction here.
The clincher is the shot 31 from the end—where she becomes one with the blue tiger.
Holy fuck.
I love it!
Any set that overuses photoshop to ridiculous effect is A-OK in my book.
What a fun set.
Next we got @jrdy in her Hopeful swan song (?) The Kitchen .
I mean, this gal is a TOTAL BABE!!
Nice rack.
Pretty face.
Glasses.
Beautiful blushed complexion.
Striking dark hair.
And it was captured really well.
Sadly, no photographer is credited.
Alright, let’s do another hat trick of notables.
First is @marianne in Wash it All Away .
This one was also the work of @zoetica .
Finally a gal with some pigment in her skin!
That’s a pretty damned-good rack right there.
AND she pulls the “press the titties against the steamy glass shower door” move.
Can’t go wrong with that.
Next we got @dolce_ with her only Hopeful set Bare Envy .
This would have been a perfect set…HAD SHE BEEN IN THE SAME ZIP CODE AS THE CAMERA.
Aw fuck.
Anyhow.
What a babe.
What a chest!
Tripping out the triple is @bogam in Black Rebel .
Shout out to @ivyllamas for the clear photography work.
I love how all the images POP!
Good stuff.
Alright, more perfection.
I tipped this set a couple of days ago.
It’s @sweety in Watershed .
First off, you got the second-most important photographer in SG history (after #1 @missy ).
That’s right, it’s @p_mod .
But Sweety is a REVELATION here.
Bloody jaw-dropping mammaries!!!
There’s just no following that.
But @vjvhyjf was not afraid to jump in the arena with her set [TITLE EDITED BY MODERATOR] .
Do we still do banned book month?
Generally speaking, the interesting shit in world history is the stuff that was so spicy that motherfuckers lost their minds and had to EDIT or MODERATE it.
Yeah, this lady must have been doing something right.
I mean, we’re on an edgy nudie site.
What kind of TITLE could have possibly been “too hot to handle” (that’s what I wanna know!)?
So kudos to Vjvhyjf for coloring outside the lines.
As for the set, it’s mostly-pedestrian and forgettable.
But have no fear, it’s another perfect set.
This time it’s @tovi in her debut Going Down .
Here we again see some great work by @alissa .
Zoetica and Alissa were really duking it out for most prolific, HIGH-QUALITY photographer around this time.
I’m not sure what happened to Tovi.
She seems to have disappeared in A BIG WAY (as I’ve noticed several models from this era have).
What do I mean “disappeared”?
Well, Tovi’s debut got over 4000 likes.
But she now has her profile set on private.
Here’s the disappearing part: she has 48 [sic] followers, and is, in turn, following a total of 40 [sic] people.
I guess she went through her thousands of followers and blocked all but 48 of them (to “bump” them off).
Why would someone take the time to annihilate their presence here?
Maybe it was a drunken whim.
At any rate, it is a disappearance (of sorts).
As for her debut set, it’s FUCKING AWESOME.
What a beautiful lady!!!
Next we got four great sets in a row.
First is @ellia in HER debut Dandilion Wishes [sic].
What a rack!!
Next we got @sapphire_onyx in Lonely Saturday Night .
This gal had some BACKBREAKING titties!!
Whew.
Epic!
Where are the big titty goth girlfriends on SG?
Sometimes you gotta hit the archives to find ‘em.
And don’t forget @krito in Steel Cold .
Now HERE’s a gal who is still active on SG.
And she was doing GREAT stuff even from her first set.
If you wanna see a fine pair of breasts, check out her debut set (as well as her recent set Forbidden Apple ) and TIP her.
Finally, we got another great set by @darlinglacy entitled Cabinet of Curiosities… .
This gal is not at all “my type”.
She has no tits.
But it doesn’t matter.
Because she is BEAUTIFUL in a very Katharine Hepburn way.
ASTOUNDING!!
Sadly, it’s the only Hopeful set she’s ever made.
Ok, three more sets.
Good stuff (and even some great stuff).
First is @luna_delirio in her last (?) Hopeful set Wake Up Little Girl .
Best thing about this set (not kidding) is the final shot: a photo of just her lower leg in a black stocking…walking out of the frame…against a yellow background.
Most artful moment in the entire month?
Probably so.
Thankfully, @taegan took it up a notch with Milo .
Thank Christ for boobs!!
And finally, not to be ignored is @cori in Off the Charts .
Sometimes all your heart needs to see is a really, REALLY pretty girl.
May this amazingly-seductive set hold you over.
…until the next chapter is writ.
—Pauly Deathwish
