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The month was September 2009.
Not a great month at SG.
Not a horrible month either.
Getting it going was @vampyric with her debut Hopeful set Girls and Their Toys .
This gal had fabulous jugs!!
She shoulda gone Pink.
Another notable early set was Corn Field by @jewel .
Nice rack!
Pretty fucking good (great) as well was @abrielle in her only Hopeful set Traveling Tease .
Such a rosy-cheeked cutie with some nice areolas to boot!
But then things got serious.
Perfection struck first with @astatine coming Out in the Wash .
Absolutely GLORIOUS mammaries!!!
Also perfect was @riese in Red Satin .
If you’re a Hopeful and you make a perfect set, you should go Pink.
Riese never went Pink (despite making this perfect set).
This blondie had some FANTASTIC titties!!!
What the fuck?!?
Also good was @alexia in The Classic Red .
The moxie in her snarls and playfulness is stellar!
The next set is beyond perfect.
Say hello to @vladi in House Warming .
This set got 800 likes (a FUCK TON for a Hopeful set in those days).
It was her debut.
She made two more sets.
And never went Pink.
It is really disappointing to find these shafted ladies.
This gal coulda been the next @mary or @ember , but she wasn’t given the chance.
CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY.
Those breasts are from God himself!!!
Good Lord…
Another set that was BEYOND perfection was Janan in Wonderland starring @janan .
This set was not as good as Vladi’s.
But STILL, it was BEYOND perfect.
And she was a Hopeful.
…who never went Pink.
Really fucked up.
But this gal didn’t prop up her case because she made only one set.
Yet those rosy boobs will live forever like immortal pastries in the annals of SG history.
More perfection.
It was @bully with Tumbleweed .
Here’s a gal who actually deserves to be a Suicide Girl.
As such, I tipped this PERFECT set a couple of days ago.
Please remember that you can still tip many of these “classic” models (assuming of course that they went Pink).
The tits and ass in that set are every man’s dream!!!
What more could you ask for?
Coming in hot as well was @jezabel with Heart Shaped Lock .
I love Jezabel.
I truly hope she makes some more sets!
Heart Shaped Lock is very creative and artful.
And this lady has FABULOUS breasts!!
I really dig this set.
Go check it out and leave her a nice tip!
More perfection was incoming thanks to @faithful with Mood to Brood .
GREAT titties!!!
And nice to see a gal with some melanin!
More perfection cropped up soon with @chloe and @coley in Sqweegle .
If you like creepy erotica, this set is for you.
It’s hard to wrap one’s head around it.
Apparently the dude who created the CSI franchise (Anthony E. Zuiker) shot some images of Suicide Girls to use on the cover of his “digi-novel”.
There seems to have been three photographers on this set: @missy , @sean , and @sawa .
As well as some expert Photoshopping thanks to the very-talented @cherry .
What also STUNS about this one is the art direction by Jennifer Zuiker.
So this set was kinda an EPIC of sorts.
Directors, assistant directors, catering, lions, chariots…
But it wouldn’t have been perfect without Chloe’s perfect tits!!
And her potlatched face (hidden in a white vinyl mask)!
Chloe is a very pretty girl.
Something so naughty about having her beautiful face covered up and her luscious boobs hanging out.
Bloody jaw-dropping!!!
You might be thinking, “This looks like a pretty stellar month!”
And it was.
For the first week!
It’s about this point that mediocrity started setting in.
But there were still good sets.
We shall focus on them.
Nice work was to be found in Dreaming Balloones [sic] starring @klaine .
It was her only Hopeful set.
The vividness of this set is due largely to a well-chosen lollipop.
Psychedelic genius!
Also good was @furies in HER only Hopeful set Sunbeam .
Pretty nice titties.
I dig it!
Also of note was @sovereign in her gory Left for Dead .
Definitely a Laura Palmer vibe in that first plastic-wrapped image.
Cool!
Also gotta recognize @feyne in Will Be Your Name .
Nice ass work.
Great close-up!
Likewise of note was @cori in Romper .
This gal is really fucking beautiful.
That face!
Another good set was Pierre et Gilles featuring @liu .
What a fucking amazing ass!
Then things heated up for a bit.
First it was @ajilee in How to Fake an Orgasm .
This icy blonde really KILLED it with this set!!
Also fucking awesome was @sabian in Safari Dreams .
This tanned beauty has some nice, big salami areolæ.
Pretty nice breasts!!
Rolling along nicely was @plume in Magic Chest .
This cute gal had a REALLY well-shot Hopeful set.
Lots of close-ups.
And a focus on her best attribute: her stunning face.
Very nice!
Back to great we find @brayleejames in The Librarian and Her Naughty Bits .
I can’t pass up two-tone areolas like that.
Phenomenal!!
Quite good as well was @sinnah in Dreamlands .
Pretty fucking phenomenal ass!
Mercifully, there was some more great.
First it was @chaska in Music Eater .
Quality jugs!!
Also great was @laylacams in her only Hopeful set Naked Outside .
This set did the unthinkable (for this time): it got 1000 likes.
Damn fine showing for a Hopeful.
But she never made but this one set.
Exquisite rack and luscious booty!!
What a shame she walked away after one.
Plenty of good stuff on the way.
First it’s @shyla with Morning Glory .
Though she has a phenomenonal ass, I really adore the white stockings.
Sexy!
Coming in strong as well was @glitter609 in My Rullers [sic].
This Hopeful set got 1400 (!) likes.
Definitely an amazing butt!
Strong as well was @coccinelle with her debut Hopeful set Vintage Me .
It did quite well (800 likes).
Nice ass.
Killer legs!
A strong showing was also made by @mitska in HER Hopeful debut (which also did well) Cool Down .
I include this one for a particularly-juicy ass close-up.
Hawt!
We can’t leave out @cindy whose swan song Colourful was a vivid orgy of eroticism.
Well-done!
Also notable was @wit in Bron Yr Aur .
This set stomps into notoriety thanks to that statuesque ass shot four from the end.
She looks like the dictator of the People’s Republic of Heinie.
Jaw-dropping!
Let’s not forget as well @noiztoy in her last (?) Hopeful set A Day Like an Other in London [sic].
Gotta love those deliciously-naughty dimple piercings!
And we simply mustn’t leave out @malva in Kill Your Doll .
Nice and weird (just how I like it).
And a good boob close-up!
Coming in at a higher level was @kiley in what appears to be her last set (?) Spectacular Views .
With truly wondrous breasts, this set is genuinely great!!
I hope she makes more sets!
More notable sets sprung up such as @freesia with Turbulence .
Another set for the ass men and ass ladies out there.
Fantastic behind!
Also quite good was @riona in Wasted Youth .
This summery princess showed off her heavenly areolas in a set suffused with a vintage haze.
Dazed and confused and faded and blissful!
Now for some perfection.
Say hello to @kriss78 in her only Hopeful set Perverse Geisha .
What a fucking phenomenal beauty!
And those little breasts hanging like rose-water teardrops.
Divine!!!
But you can’t tip her.
Because she’s a Hopeful who never went Pink.
Shoulda made more sets.
Ok, from here on out it is great (and occasionally perfect).
Coming in great was @sissa in her only SG set Wide Open Space .
This fit gal ain’t got an ounce of body fat on her.
And those legs!!
The penultimate photo is positively Olympian!
More great was had thanks to @kboom in Noir .
This gal had it all.
And this set works on so many levels.
Great model—great photography!!
Then we get to perfect.
It’s @kemper in Bid Time Return .
Natural redhead with decent tits and sheer pantyhose in a bathtub.
For this month, that gets her a perfect rating.
Not sure what I was thinking.
But it’s hard to mark it as anything less than the best (of my three medal categories [gold]).
Two more silver medals to hand out.
First is to @spunkie with How Dirty Girls Get Clean .
This feast of flesh benefits from lusty, cinematic photography.
The sideways lips (the kind that take lipstick).
Steam…
Very well-done!!
And finally, we give 30 pieces of silver to @porpora for snitching on herself in Pillow Fight .
She was the perfect gal to pull off this Jean Vigo-esque masterwork.
And, as such, we must give her a zero (for conduct) and send her to bed without supper [after a good spanking, of course].
—Pauly Deathwish
