I think we have found the “golden age” of SG.
I am comfortable saying that April 2009 was the best month in the first eight years of the site.
And the next month was pretty fucking good too!
So let’s get into it.
The first to bring the pain was @contessla with Puss ‘n Boots .
The title is literal.
Some good wet photography in a bathtub.
Slick, shiny skin is pretty fucking erotic.
The one-two punch was completed by @dez in Little Eva 2000 .
Some great boobs in this seeming swan song.
Check it out!!
The quality remained high with @dexter in Rope Games .
Really good high-contrast photography.
Her hair is bold.
This works very well.
And I love the copious close-ups!
Sailing right along we come to @rhonamaclean in The Pool Table .
When you rack ‘em up, they’re a little wonky.
But still worth a mention.
I dig it!
Ok, let’s kick it up a notch.
Meet @vodevil in Paranoir .
This one has some cool “rock star” photography.
I dig the dramatic paparazzi effect!!
But let’s stop fucking around.
I need perfection.
And you deserve it!
So I give you @mantaraye in Any Color You Like .
Uh oh.
She’s a Hopeful who never made it.
And she was dropping perfect sets.
Ugh.
What a shame!
To let you know how long ago this was (14 years), her most recent post is a MySpace link.
For fuck’s sake!
So you can’t tip this one.
Because she was a “mere” Hopeful.
But you can be dazzled as you bask in its wonder.
Those are some gold medal titties right there!!!
We next shuffle on to @hardi in Lady of the Lake .
She was a Hopeful who made only this set.
She also seems to have gold-medal jugs.
I think.
But I can’t be sure because she’s a million miles away from the camera.
FFS!
We move on to @phoenix in French Quarter .
Phoenix had some pretty little breasts.
Check it out!
The stream of quality continued with @nekta in Wall of Fame .
Here we get a Suicide Girl who made only one set.
One thing is certain: her hair looked fucking awesome!
Like a goth Rita Lee.
Strong sets continued with @kleigh in Shades of Gray .
This smoldering set is like a Jean Harlow “girl next door”.
She’s ain’t that hot.
Or is she?
She looks pretty fucking good to me!
Ok, let’s revisit an old fave.
This set is not on her page among her photos.
So you are welcome in advance for posting the link.
Dig on the bodacious @sash in Pancake Breakfast .
I need NIST to explain the collapse of this set from Sash’s œuvre.
Why is this set not among the photos on her page?
I don’t know, but it’s a great one.
This gal has some of the most epic breasts on the planet!!
Ok.
I need some perfection up in here.
Ah!
I know just the thing.
It’s @bob in Haiku .
Big tits and black hair
pale skin needs a bold winter cut,
coiffure contrasts here.
But, alas.
She has left the site.
So she gets no tip from me.
Because her actions have made it physically impossible.
Great can be just as good.
So how about some great, eh?
Meet @warning in Corporate Cannibal .
You can’t tip her either.
Even though it doesn’t list an end date for her tenure.
So I’m unsure whether she is still a Girl in good standing, but her set rocks.
This one operates on a similar mechanism as Bob’s set.
Pale skin, dark hair, pink nipples, bright light…
High-contrast.
Quintessential SG!!
Also great this month was @kaelyn in Woodsie Way .
If you need a little cinnamon in your English breakfast, check out this spiced romp in bucolic trappings.
Also great was @llana in her debut Knitting .
This jug-tastic Latina hit a home run on her first at bat.
Check it out!!
Another dependable model was @bowie and she too was great in her most recent set Sailin On .
This princess looks amazing here!
I sure wish she would make a comeback set!!
[please, I’m begging]
Alright, let’s have another slice of perfection.
Acquaint thyself with @riese in her debut Hosed Off .
It is a crime against humanity that this gal never went Pink.
FFS!!
These are the kind of tits that could convert you to a new religion.
There are no atheists in HER foxhole (if you know what I’m sayin’).
GOOD GAWD!!!
Ok.
Gotta calm down after that mammary explosion…
[huffing and puffing]
Maybe I should play some video games to relax?
Get your joysticks ready for @atarii in Le Mur rouge .
Excellent black, lacy lingerie on pale skin (CONTRAST).
And dig those divine, pink nipples!
Not to mention the leopard-print tats.
You can never go wrong with leopard print.
Good taste is timeless.
But let’s raise the heat a tad.
Get boiling with @friskey in Sexpot .
What elements does she throw into the cauldron?
What makes this a great set?
Fantastic titties.
And mysterious, Art Deco lighting.
This gumbo works.
And don’t forget the roux!!
Quality continued unabated with @aranda in Like a Record .
This could have (should have) been a perfect set.
But it’s only 13 pictures.
And too much is left to the imagination.
She coulda been a star.
BOOBS!
But perfection DID soon strike like lightning.
Say hello to @katrina in Early Bird .
It was my pleasure to tip this set by this absolute goddess yesterday.
Fucking hell!!!
Absolute perfection.
Quality continued to bitch-slap us with @domie in Tattoo Flashback .
Some truly-superb shirt puppies!
Ok, more perfection.
It’s @amanita in her only set: Lofty Afternoon .
It was my absolute pleasure to also tip this set yesterday.
This gal is a divine work of ART!!!
Jesus Christ.
But perfection wasn’t done with us.
Behold @tez in From the Heart .
I’m pretty sure I tipped this set, but if I didn’t, it was due to me being preoccupied with preparing my dinner of boiled shoe leather.
This gal truly had MOABs on her chest.
My bunker is BUSTED!!!
Still good is @sarianna in Bubble Trouble .
Things I like about this set:
—big, trailer-trash curlers in her hair
—the two goofy, candid shots of her shaving her upper lip
—that big-loaf-of-bread bum boxing out the whole squad on the last shot
Well-done!
Ok, more perfection.
It’s @astatine in Fountainhead .
I’m pretty sure I tipped this set yesterday, but if I didn’t, it was due to the “pasta course” of my repast (shoestrings).
[yum!]
This gal was wielding some impressive shirt artillery.
BOOM BOOM BOOM!!!
I’m dead.
But fortunately @bully brings me back to life with Hook Em .
This set got me feeling all horned (horny?)—what with Bully’s shapely (fit!) form…from divine thighs up to knockout knockers.
And not forgetting the abs.
It’s all about the core.
To the fit gals, I salute you!
This is a great set!!
Also great was @licanray in her swan song (?) Ciao Venezia .
Now THAT’s a pasta I could go for again!!
Seconds, please!!
[per favore]
Yummy!
Also great was @archie in All the Crystal Boxes .
If you dig Chloë Grace Moretz, dig on Archie!
This set has wonderful doll makeup (think Raggedy Ann).
If you liked Last Night in Soho , you might see a lovely parallel with Anya Taylor-Joy’s brief toy character in the cathouse (burlesque, really…).
A inspired makeup choice!!
Something about hot chicks with dude names that I dig.
Case in point is @james .
Check out her penultimate set (before she parted ways with the website) Special Peoples Club .
This erotic arabesque has many treats in store for those with sharp eyes.
Superb!!
Train kept rollin’ with @monroe in Le Petit Kitten .
This slice of leg art is buoyed by beige hosiery pulled way up on the thighs—a powdery bum perched atop this castle of sexuality.
Sheer brilliance!
The golden age was furthered also by the good work of @novajade in Black and White .
This could have (should have) been a perfect set, but she never really got nude there in.
Quelle dommage!
Great was not done with us.
Behold the great wares of @november13 in Cabin Fever .
This is a GREAT fucking set!!
How did this gal not go Pink?!?
If you like the “high contrast” sets I spoke about near the beginning of the chapter, you will do well to gaze upon @minnie in her debut Golden .
Literally the “golden age” of SG.
The zeitgeist even manifested itself in set titles.
And titties, right?
Not necessarily.
A staunch boob man like myself can appreciate the EFFORT of flat-chested gals.
On a totally unrelated note, Minnie was buttressed by FOCUSED art direction.
Pale skin.
Black hair.
a BOLD tattoo here and there.
Two colors.
Forrest green.
And gold (jewelry).
The green dominates.
The gold twinkles and offsets it.
But the predominant color is white (beige…peach…cream).
And it’s foil: the raven blackness of her hipster hair.
Once again, QUINTESSENTIAL Suicide Girls.
Look at the logo!
FFS!!!
Great shit.
But there’s better.
Feast upon @greeeny in End of the Workday .
The pop art kitsch of this one is like a glimpse into Andy Warhol’s mind.
Everything in its right place.
Every color intentional and creating an intricate harmony.
Truly a mystic chord.
The star is the lime-green.
And the piss-yellow hair.
It’s cute.
It’s punk.
It’s art.
Now for a Hopeful who was a “one and done”.
Meet @cambell in Crimson .
This poetic redhead deserves a look!
Ok, six more.
First is @tazzy in Vinyl Me…
I mean…this is a pretty AMAZING set!!
Next we roll up on @saint in My Zen .
This set POPS.
Like a peacock in the Indy 500.
Check out her FLAG!
Ok, there’s no flag…per se.
But you get the gist.
Catch my drift.
That chest piece is AUDACIOUS.
And the set revolves around its colors.
There is a CONSCIOUS limitation of elements here.
Blue predominates.
Green complements it.
And THAT’S about it.
Minimalist color selection.
Two colors.
Smartly-chosen.
And these colors are VIBRANT.
What you get is an ARTFUL set that says, “Tip me!”
You wonder about this girl.
You want to know more.
Not just a piece of ass.
[but check out that BANGIN’ booty!!!]
A head on her shoulders.
A brain between her ears.
And the brilliant savvy to concoct pin-up ARTISTRY.
This is a set that stands the test of time.
Because SOMEONE (or a handful of people) THOUGHT HARD about what SHOULD and what should NOT be in the set.
To paraphrase Duane Allman, “the shit you leave out is just as important as the shit you put in”.
Four more.
Get a swig of @mollysoda in Sound Fixation .
[“Burp, Charlie! It’s the only way!!!”]
This pouty tart is worth a look.
She’s sweet.
She’s bitter.
She’s sassy.
She’s bratty.
And the photography is BOLD and crisp.
And you can never go wrong with my one true love @clio .
Please tip her set True Blood (as I am now picking yesterday’s footwear banquet from my teeth with the nails from my boots and, therefore, in like skint).
How could you not fall in love with Miss Clio?!?
She digs David Lynch and Egon Schiele.
And she’s hot as a Christmas turkey right out of the oven!
Yowzah!!!
Two more.
First we have @iona in her debut Iona Bathtub .
[Hey! I own-a one too!! Got it from my cowboy benefactor in Dollars, Taxes.]
Iona’s set is genius because she leaves the silly stuff in.
Silly is sexy.
Silly is REAL.
Suicide Girls is supposed to be (relatively) based.
[street cred]
Relative to the mindless pap of Playboy et al.
The 10th frame.
It’s a strike.
Mark it silly, dude!
Eyes crossed.
Goofing about.
I adore!
Last one.
Pennsylvania @turnpike Authority SAYS so!!!
Good gawd.
Take the exit marked Love is a Dog from Hell .
The ideal Suicide Girl gives a shit about shit.
Important shit.
Like art and shit.
Turnpike is 39.
Her métier is listed as “Pizza Delivery Girl”.
HAWT!
She likes Bukowski (obvs) and books in general.
And she spends her time over an Underwood.
Now THAT is sexy!!!
This set is giving Raymond Chandler.
[giving him what?]
Like The Big Sleep, there is a beginning, a middle, and an end.
Not necessarily in that order.
—Pauly Deathwish
