Ahhh, summer.
The year was 2008.
And as I sit here in South Texas in October, it is still a summery 95F as I get my vitamin D for the day in the warmth of the sun.
So I can put myself in a summer mindset as I convey to you the lovely ladies of June 2008.
First up is a Suicide Girl who was with the site for 17 years: @amina .
Memento is notable to me for her great ass (7 pics from the end) and a lovely close-up of some fascinating leg ink.
But let’s notch things up a kick.
Dig on @llayla in her only Hopeful set: Blue Room~ Coming Out of the Closet .
I’m a big fan of sets with tildes in the titles.
Llayla was a stacked wonder of nature.
It’s a shame she didn’t make the cut.
Another excellent set was A Lot of Fun by @zoli .
Go tip those tits immediately!!
Ok, now for some absolute perfection.
It’s @fluff in Great Outdoors .
This appears to have been her last set.
[but it ain’t over till the portly gal vocalizes]
Fluff most certainly ain’t fat (just wanted to be clear).
Indeed, this queen is just absolute perfection to me.
Go tip this fine lady!
And let’s get her back to making sets!!!
The perfection kept on rollin’ with @carmelita in her debut Truth Be Told .
Plenty of crystal balls and big, round globes in this set!
Phenomenal!!!
Be sure to check out @syndel in her last set Dr Feel Good .
She had some amazing puff pastries on her chest.
All dusted in powdered sugar like raspberry jelly donuts.
Gosh darn!
Ok, notching it up a click was @rosaleigh in her last set The Fashion Shoot .
Gargantuan mammaries of a pale gal in black.
Doesn’t get much better than that.
Which means, it can get better.
And next we come to that elusive perfection.
Worship @dramue in Sweet Intoxication .
It’s absolutely criminal that this supernova never went Pink!!!
[anger]
There is something else very notable about Dramue’s set. She’s a Hopeful. But you can tip this set. This is the first set I have found in the history of SG with this distinction. In other words, no set by any other Hopeful (in the first seven years of SG sets) has the tipping function enabled. So remember: Tipping ain’t just a city in China.
Then we have lots of notable sets.
First, it’s @sabell In Nosferatu Arms : her only set as a Suicide Girl.
I think Max Schreck himself would have appreciated these heavy hangers!
Next, we come to @cantabria in Typecast .
I love a good prop.
And you gotta appreciate a gal who will get naked over an Underwood!
I’m not an ass man, but I can appreciate greatness when I see it.
If you’re searching for the Cibolo of booty, dig @junipersuicide in Day Tripper .
Pure peach gold!
Be sure to check out @splatter_girl in Wool Addiction .
She gave it a damn-good effort with this very creative and unique set!
What I LOVE are the models who STAY ACTIVE until the present day.
They don’t just quit.
They have passion.
They have determination.
And they realize one can be beautiful at any age.
So let us celebrate the debut of @lanei in Sexy 18 .
Such lovely, cute breasts!
DEFINITELY go tip her.
Summer was still simmering on June 17 when @poisonedkisses dropped Fun in the Sun .
I love the pale girls.
And Poisonedkisses is BEAUTIFUL here!
Alright, no more fucking around.
Gimme perfection.
That’s no problem for @alsana in Faux Grapes .
Boobs don’t get any better than those.
And it’s only gotten 300 likes?!?
In 15 years???
That’s fucked-up.
[more anger]
Fine.
Let’s move on to ANOTHER perfect photo set.
It’s @shayna in what appears to have been her final set as a Suicide Girl: Factory Girl .
The titties are absolutely mind-blowing in this one!!!
Also recommended if you have an olive fetish.
Anyone who can pay homage to the King is alright in my book.
So I salute @leonez in Bubbles for Elvis .
She made her cleavage into a little Graceland.
Good move!
But let’s nick it up a hop.
Meet @barbiq in Cocktail Party .
This gal is stunning!!
A divine rack and a mysterious, beautiful face.
Really, really remarkable.
Also very strong is @ember in C is for Cookie .
Ember was probably the next Boob Queen in the line of succession that began with the Elvis of SG @mary .
Ok, seven steps to Heaven.
First is @solace in Cuisine Cutie .
Big pink, rosy areolas on a nice pair of pale tits.
Pretty fucking exquisite!
And don’t sleep on @tez !
This gal has boobies that could make Batman do evil things.
Witness her tempting tools in Hahaha .
No kidding.
No “jajaja” as they say in Spanish.
[not to be confused with “jajaja” in German…totally different meaning]
Raise your hand if you know what “art direction” means (in the cinematic sense).
I find that many SG/Hopeful sets are seriously deficient in this aspect.
So if you don’t wanna get ratioed by obnoxious cinephiles, hire someone who is CREATIVE to HELP you with your set.
A creative person doesn’t need a big budget to make good shit.
Hell! Hire a fucking DIRECTOR (as they would say in movies) or PRODUCER (as we say in the record business) to oversee the “vision” of your set.
They don’t have to be the photographer.
A director would tell the photographer what to do.
Same with a producer.
A director/producer would make sure the art direction (set design) for your shoot doesn’t SUCK.
Remember that a “set” can be an already-existing, more-or-less untouched space.
Yes, you can shoot your set in your apartment.
Or in your photographer’s apartment.
Or in the team member’s (have a team!) apartment or house that is the coolest.
Find volunteers.
Find people who are creative.
Find people you trust.
Back to art direction…it can be as simple as merely rearranging a few things so that your setting looks more interesting and AESTHETIC.
THINK about what aesthetic you are going for.
Do you want it to be just another SG set?
Then don’t think about any of this.
Just mail it in.
Fuck it!
But if you truly CARE about what you are making, GIVE A FUCK.
Need an example?
The set design of Blue Dog Motel is exquisite.
So mad kudos to @kali (and/or her photographer) for making the CHOICE to offset her BEAUTIFUL pink areolæ with a Kubrick-esque BLUE background.
This took EFFORT.
And 15 years later, it is TIMELESS.
It is wonderful.
This gal is a total FOX.
The BLUE brought out the PINK of her nipples.
The third color was the creamy white of her skin.
Those three color elements.
Not a bunch of thoughtless vomit.
They had a PLAN.
And they executed it with immense deftness!
Ok, four more.
First is @annika in Classica .
This one is for the ass men.
Good Lord…get a load of that wet bum!
Pretty fucking astonishing.
And it’s definitely worth checking out @aiyanna in Roses .
Another set for the ass men.
But as a breast man, I gotta point out she also has PERFECT tits.
She should have gone Pink.
But, instead, this quite-good set got 87 likes.
In 15 years.
Fucking hell…
Alright.
Now I am gonna show you a PERFECT SET.
A perfect photo set.
She made two sets as a Suicide Girl.
And this was the last one.
Bow down to busty, playful GENIUS @ciel in the SIZZLING Break Free .
I mean…
Where the fuck is she now???
Somebody call this babe!!!
God damn it.
Why did she leave the site after two sets?
Oh.
I just figured it out.
This PEREFECT MOTHERFUCKING SET got 156 likes the past 15 years.
What a travesty.
What kind of blind assholes were passing this set up without hitting “like”?!?
Well, she showed them.
She disappeared.
Fuck.
Remember, dear friends: please look at the SETS on SG and not just come on here to cruise the livestreams.
And remember, ladies, as annoying as doing lives can be, they can be a wonderful way to get LOYAL followers.
Remember to explicitly say in your livestreams “go click like on my sets”.
You might further add, “and if you’re gonna tip, please go tip my latest set”.
This should (theoretically) increase your chances of getting SOTD.
And, afterwards, sotted.
Besotted in celebration for hitting the front page.
Ok, last set.
Around 2007-2008, ass became KING (even on SG).
On September 11, 2007, Kanye West released Graduation.
This is an album which still resonates with young people to this day.
In November of 2008, he released the best album of his career: 808’s & Heartbreak.
Rap was going mainstream.
In a big way.
And with rap came ass.
America had always turned in the tips of tits.
But butts were starting to dethrone the busty bombshells of yesteryear.
All of this is to preface one of the best rumps I have seen on SG.
Please wink to @cianna in Come to My Window .
Not everyone is born with big, natural breasts.
And not everyone has an absolute onion booty like Cianna.
THAT is a fucking ass right there!
God damn.
[drools in Klingon]
—Pauly Deathwish