February 2008 was one of the best months in the history of SG.
I had to dig DEEP into my wallet to tip these sets a couple of days ago [sic].
[please remember that you can tip the models of many of these classic sets]
Starting off the maelstrom of awesome was @deedee in European Summer .
Now THIS is what a Suicide Girl is supposed to look like.
What a hip babe!
Wow!!
I really dig her hair and how it contrasts with her skin.
There’s also a shot where she’s almost sucking her thumb (good move!).
Looking a bit like Sherilyn Fenn in Twin Peaks was @malice in Classic Girl .
The photography of this one is particularly nice!
Coming in with amazing creativity was @joleigh in Big Brother .
This is such a cool concept!
I love it!!
The first Hopeful to really catch my eye that month was @juniperr in Song Bird .
Really pretty and a great rack!
Though @satine only made one Suicide Girl set, it was quite good!
I really love the ink on this one.
Especially her chest piece.
Then we get to the first set from this month that I tipped: Surfing the Net by @bitmap .
Those are some jugs TO DIE FOR!
Good gawd!!!
Things kept rolling with @cantabria in Selfcontrol .
Thing about this one I dig is that she is drinking liquor (from the bottle!) and smoking a cigarette (neither of which being things that I do anymore).
It’s pretty damned sexy.
Especially the fag.
Then we come to a very special set by @lula (her debut!) entitled Pinup Parlour .
This one features one of my favorite color combinations: black (the hair), pink (nipples), and white (her beautifully-pale skin).
But we gotta keep moving!
Coming in with some great conceptual and photographic creativity was @murcurey in Crate Digging .
Almost a cyberpunk aesthetic in this delightfully-glowing green/blue neon blowout.
Another Suicide Girl to debut this month (and only make one set) was the excellent @vendetta .
Her gorgeous coral-colored nipples are beautifully-captured in Roller Girl .
One really excellent Hopeful set from February 2008 was Cure for the Winter Blues by @candid .
This electric-candy set should have made a much bigger splash.
Perhaps she was ahead of her time?
Ok, let’s kick it up a notch.
Also debuting in February 2008 was @fixmer with In the Red .
This girl had VERY SPECIAL titties and was blessed with a photographer who knew how to make artful use of light and shadow.
Very, very good!!
The second PERFECT set of the month was Milky White by @carter .
It’s one thing to pour some milk on your tits (I heartily approve of this move!).
It’s another thing to BATHE in the fucking stuff.
And QUITE ANOTHER AGAIN to have a photographer who knows how to capture a color palette.
There are no distracting highlights in this one.
Just a sure-fire combo: white (LOTS of milk), black (her hair), and red (a well-chosen shade of lipstick).
The star is white.
White everywhere.
White white white.
But the white would be nothing without its opposite (black).
And it would be a bit tedious without the little bursts of red.
The red is the focus.
Adrift in a sea of milk.
Like a small craft.
Sailing right into your dreams…
But life ain’t all milk and cookies.
Which brings us to @zera in Bartenders Afterwork [sic].
It was her debut.
It was her only set.
But it is quite good!
How about those bullet nipples on her generous areaolas?
Pretty fucking excellent!
Wanna see another perfect representation of what (in my opinion) a Suicide Girl should look like?
Feast your eyes upon @chynna in Lust .
She has AWESOME (vivid!) ink.
And that last shot—a semi-close-up of her exquisite nipple—is much appreciated!
Ok, here’s another set that strained my finances.
Get ready for @althea in Kitten on the Prowl .
Immaculate breasts and a really fetching leopard-print tattoo on her arm and shoulder.
MEow!!!
Keeping the quality level very high was @catastrophe in Black and White .
It was both her debut and her only set as a Suicide Girl.
Anyone noticing a pattern?
Recruiting: FANTASTIC.
Retention: not so great.
Honestly, I did not see this phenomenon in any years before 2008.
I wonder why these girls were leaving?
Hmmm…
Catastrophe has some great legs, a nice ass, and some boob sweat for all you lascivious fuckers (me!).
Not to be ignored is @dorsal in Hideaway .
A very strong set!
Ok, let me share with you a set that I dig.
More boob sweat incoming with @waikiki in Satisfaction .
I mean…
That rack!
And the chainsaw protruding from her vagina (approximately).
Very good set!!
Next for a gal who probably should have gone Pink.
She had a stroke of genius in the “walk like an Egyptian” eyes-framed-by-forearms shot!
And the more I look at this one, I really am drawn to @lullabie in Lullabies .
The next set is both awesome and confusing.
The confusing part is that her profile lists her as still being a Suicide Girl.
[SGs who parted ways with the site seem to have their era, from debut to swan song, clearly notated]
The reason it is confusing in the case of this model is that we are no longer allowed to tip her.
I wonder why that is?
Anyhow, her set, Stairway to Heaven , is quite good.
What I like most about this set by @warning is her fishnets.
She wears them well!
Ok.
Another set that attacked my bank account (with my consent) was Sugar Lips by @sash .
I really appreciate Sash writing me and thanking me for my tip.
That is such an excellent, classy move.
And before I talk about this astounding set (her best work up to this point), I would like to put out a plea to the OG SG community: PLEASE let any classic models know that they might have tips here (from me).
I tip these classic sets often.
And you know what would be awesome?
If the gals who BUILT this site would RE-ENGAGE with it.
Here we are talking about their sets.
Come back!
Shoot another set!!
Hot MILFs are very underrepresented on Suicide Girls.
Seriously.
But it would mostly just be nice to have these goddesses return to us.
Ok.
Now back to Sash.
She’s here.
And she’s peerless (no pun intended) in Honey Lips.
Why does this set kick TONS of fucking ass???
Because Sash starred in it…and @missy shot it.
That’s why.
All-world model.
All-world photographer.
The boobs look like a fucking top-shelf confection from Willy Wonka’s personal stash.
There are close-ups.
We can SEE what we want to see.
No straining our eyes to better appreciate those melons.
And what is the secret element of this set?
The lighting.
Sash is bathed in light.
She’s not blown out and saturated by some bullet-to-the-head bulbs.
Nah.
This lighting is PERFECT.
So if you can, get yourself a photographer whose work you adore.
For photographers, court models whose work you love.
And don’t forget to NOT SCRIMP on lighting.
The quality still remained high with @joely in Sweet Escape .
If you dig Houdini (not to be confused with Whodini), you will love this key-in-the-teeth struggle session.
That eighth shot is the one.
Every code needs a key.
[INTERMISSION…go pee…make some popcorn…don’t piss on the corn…unless you’re into that kind of stuff]
Welcome back!
February 2008 was like a ton of bricks.
Tits.
Ass.
Artistry.
I almost wound up on skid row from tipping these babes!
In fact, it starts to get hazy from this point on.
I’m PRETTY SURE I tipped this next set, but if I didn’t, it’s because I was buying myself some Alpo.
[I don’t have a dog…or any pets]
Around the time I was securing my nutrition for the week, I stumbled upon Doppelganger by @cori .
This one is perfect.
And it just so happens to make use of our friends from earlier—a color palette of: black, pink, and white.
It is effective.
And it should be noted that this gal has one of those ship-launching faces.
There’s people (me) who would cross an ocean for such beauty—go to war for such beauty.
But I digress…
The hits kept on coming with the excellent @zippo in Ravishing .
Skinny little knees and a pretty face??
Yes, please!
The site kept humming along with @dez in Undone .
Smoking a cig?
Check!
I mean…
Dez looks fucking AMAZING here!!
I love it all, but her hair is the real star here.
Then we come to perfection again.
This month…
Fucking hell.
Say “Hi!” to @sheena in the wet dream Is a Punkrocker [sic].
I kinda wanna live in this set.
Ugh.
So good!!!
I couldn’t tip that one because she has severed her ties with the site.
But how ‘bout we boost this motherfucker up to the cosmic level with @ratchetstardust ?
Ok, that might be a bit hyperbolic of me.
But she has nice tits on a Cool Couch .
It really tied the room together.
Ok, NOW (for real for real), let’s have some PERFECTION from @ally in Plushness .
Best shot is the fish face nine from the end.
Again, I would have tipped this set if I could.
But she chose to leave the site (apparently).
What a shame!!!
More gold ahead with @chasity in Bedroom Fun .
Fantastic melons!!
And this month from the gods glided on with Sleeping With Skulls from @swallow .
I want to use this set to illustrate an important phenomenon.
Look at how many likes it has.
For THAT time period, this was an IMMENSE achievement.
But it is the quintessence of a bigger trend: Hopefuls were FINALLY BEING ACCEPTED.
Look back at the archives.
It’s pretty obvious to my eyes that the SG community in general did not think very highly of Hopefuls when the Hopeful program officially started.
But by February 2008, members had warmed up to this injection of talent.
SG is an insular community.
Both literally and figuratively.
You gotta pay to be on here.
You gotta pay to see these amazing sets.
This site would be a penniless vanity project were it not for us members.
So pat yourself on the back, fellow member: you are keeping this cultural icon afloat.
And, as I am trying to underscore with this series, SG would NOT EXIST without its models.
So this series is primarily about that latter point.
This is my own personal, very subjective, tour through a virtual SG Hall of Fame.
We move on.
Another gal (apparently) foregoing a passive revenue stream is @pystol .
I would have tipped Cruel Intentions , but she has left the site.
Pity that.
Q: can Suicide Girls become RE-active after walking away from the community?
I don’t know.
But I know that this set by Pystol is good enough to make a grown man cry (me).
Her breasts weep on her chest.
The physics of boobs is so fascinating.
And not something you are likely to study in an introductory class.
Pillows of billowing flesh.
All the more astounding if the owner of said tits is not a tub of lard.
Contrast.
Soft and hard.
I like my gals to not be morbidly-obese.
Just a personal preference.
But once you ARE a tub of lard, it can be a seemingly-impossible task to un-Twinkie yourself.
Trust me.
I know a bit.
I miss donuts, for instance.
[cue “Goody Two Shoes” by Adam Ant]
How, in addition to diet and exercise, can we slim down to a HEALTHY weight?
One way is to fall in love.
Joe the Plumber [RIP] probably ain’t pullin’ @ravyn circa Spunk .
[of course, he ain’t pullin’ anybody here on Earth at the moment ‘cause he fuckin’ dead]
But if I were a plumber named Joe.
And if I were fat as fuck.
There’s a distinct possibility that the aforementioned Ravyn (or someone of her beauty) might forego my affections.
Just a wild guess.
So yes: Suicide Girls INSPIRE us.
That’s why we figuratively (literally?) pin them up on a wall (not to be confusing with pinning AGAINST a wall…another thing entirely).
The real “hopefuls” are MEMBERS.
We come on here in HOPE that maybe (just MAYBE) one of these MODELS (!) might fall for us.
In our little nowhere town.
Wherever we are.
And that is the SG brand: theoretically-attainable “bad bitches”.
Only the delusional (and billionaires) have any concrete hopes of a Playboy Playmate of the Month falling for them.
Any you know what?
I wouldn’t want a Playmate (©️©️®️) if we stacked them up against Suicide Girls.
99 times out of 100, I’m picking a Suicide Girl.
Genie in the bottle ain’t gonna be hearing me pine away for Maddie over at the Mansion.
Nah.
And that’s the other part of SG’s branding: theoretically-attainable BAD BITCHES.
Tats, piercings, hair every color of the rainbow…
And not just any tats.
Show me your PERSONALITY with the tattoos you CHOSE.
Fill out your profile (God forbid) with your immaculate taste in music, cinéma, literature, and art.
The prompts are there.
Are yours blank?
Well, you ain’t the Suicide Girl for me.
IMPRESS US with your TASTE in THINGS.
That’s why we’re here.
Have a fucking personality.
And most Suicide Girls do.
Their uniqueness is not just tattoo-deep.
They were outcasts.
So they cultivated a VERY personal relationship with music and such.
Because that movie was like a friend.
It spoke to them.
And it was alive.
That novel—that poet’s work saved them.
That’s why they are ALIVE on Suicide Girls.
They have a favorite artist.
A painter.
A sculptor.
A comic book artist.
They know their shit.
You want to have conversations with them.
Forever.
And with a Playmate?
Not a chance.
Unless she’s an outlier like Jayne Mansfield (Mensa).
Aren’t you glad I gave you that intermission???
Comin’ back atcha with the excellent @soya in Dollhouse .
It was her debut set.
And she stuck around.
Go tip her!
[i’m tapped-out]
Soya is a cutie pie who will make you dream of marshmallows and “stay puft” and stuff.
If the puffery lasts longer than four hours, please visit your nearest ER.
See her bio for possible side effects you may encounter while viewing her INCREDIBLE set.
I highly recommend checking her photos out.
As if speaking to us in the Northern Hemisphere over the years, @katya graced our presence with Summer Day .
Dear Katya, please make more sets.
We would love that!
Ok, now for a set that blew my socks right out the door.
It’s @kali in Guppy .
This chinoiserie perfection would have sent chills down Edward Hopper’s spine.
I’m pretty sure I tipped this one.
If I didn’t, it means I was enjoying my Purina snack mix.
[might have to switch to generic if the months keep being THIS good]
Continuing this month of sheer excellence was @ellagrace in 50s Dress Up .
Stop me if you’ve heard this one before.
This was her debut set and…
Well, you know the rest.
One and done.
Sadly.
But it’s a very good one!!
Sharp, clear photography.
Check out her bangs!
I am digging that look!!
Not everything was out of this world, but so much was notable as well.
Coming at us with her rosy areolæ was @lacamia in Spider on Pink .
Worth seeing!
Anybody have a scissor fetish?
Then you’ll want to see @kaori stick some shears through her nipple piercing in Full Service Salon .
Certainly a creative shot!
I really dig @blyss in Centerfold .
Reminds me of my favorite nudie film (Russ Meyer’s Mondo Topless).
Another set that is worth viewing is All is Sexy in Love and War by @manksi .
This fit gal is a taut princess!
Worth viewing not least for its close-up of some nice Montgomery’s glands (the most heavenly braille in the universe) is Zebra by @clem .
Now let me tell you about someone who made MY day today (much as Sash did by messaging me to thank me for a tip).
Say hello to another PERFECT set…this one starring @riven .
What a smile!
And those breasts!!!
And what makes her so special?
Lots of people have a nice smile.
Lots of women have great breasts.
I’m gonna tell you why she’s a perfect Suicide Girl.
Music? Björk
Movies? Mulholland Drive
Artist? Magritte
THAT is the greatest taste in things (the things that matter) that I have ever seen from ANYONE on this site.
So kudos to you, Riven, and thank you so much for taking the time to write me a message.
It truly warms my heart and gives me hope for my future.
See how that works?
Anyone can be hot.
If they’re hot.
Most aren’t.
And anyone can have great taste in stuff.
Most don’t.
And anyone can take the time to reach out with some sincere words of thanks.
Though most don’t reach out at all.
But to be/have/do all three?
I think I’ve found my new favorite Suicide Girl.
And this is a teaching moment for Hopefuls.
Do you want to make tips on here?
CONNECT with people.
And not just with other models.
Have the humility to connect with those that are not struggling to get by.
That would be MEMBERS.
Maybe follow a fella back, ladies?
I don’t know about you, but I find a gal who’s following a couple thousand people on here WAY MORE ATTRACTIVE than the faux-Veblen-goods approach of following a mere handful.
If you got 10,000+ followers and you’re only following 1/10th of 1% of them back, you suck.
Keeping it positive (gotta keep it real too) with @bomshell in Wander .
Sometimes a well-chosen tattoo can make me want to fuck the shit outta someone.
Got a tat of the Morton’s Salt girl?
Sign me up!
Such is the case with Bomshell [sic] who’s sporting a garden gnome on her inner arm.
Location is everything.
Ok, more perfection.
If you have not met her before, meet @athena in Pioneertown Palace .
Wowza!
Those some tits right there!!!
And you know what makes her especially cool?
She has 10,000 followers and she’s following 2,000 people.
That’s respectable.
That’s admirable.
Makes me like her even more.
[hopefully the 2,000 are largely drawn from among her followers…if not, never mind…just hot]
Ever wanna Curl Up and Dye ?
Yeah, me too, @lyvuna .
What is Lyvuna’s best feature?
If you haven’t clicked on the link and viewed her set yet (I doubt I if anyone is even still reading this tome-length post), you will know from my predilections that I will probably say something about her:
-big, natural breasts
-red hair
-big nose
Well, i’m gonna pull a new rabbit out of the hat here.
Because those must be old-hat for you’ll now.
Y’all cowards don’t even smoke crack!
I mean, back.
Back.
Her back.
No, not her butt.
Her back.
That area on the reverse of the obverse tit specie.
The other side of the busty coin.
She has a nice back.
A GREAT back!
Muscular.
Not all roided-out of anything.
We ain’t talking Ferrigno veins.
Nah.
More like a ballerina.
But a little more stout than that.
A gymnast.
Yes.
An elegant back.
STRONG.
But not ostentatious.
This isn’t a gal who pumps iron.
She’s just in shape.
She doesn’t lay on her back all day watching TikToks and eating Cheesy Poofs (©️©️®️).
Or maybe she does, but her youthful metabolism burns that shit off immediately.
Like a fucking squirrel.
Not too many fat squirrels out there.
Because they WORK.
Get that nut.
[minds out of the gutter]
Bury that nut.
Dig up nut and bury it again because you had misgivings about original hiding spot.
Climb tree.
Hop on roof.
Tightrope a garden fence like Man on Wire.
Taunt dogs.
Get chased.
Not get caught.
Squirrels usually pretty fuckin’ in shape.
Nice back, Lyvuna.
Reminds me of Elke Sommer in A Shot in the Dark.
Another nice back.
Ok, let’s kick it up a crotch.
Absolutely not a kick in the nuts (unless you’re into that sort of thing) is @monastitches in Lemon Fresh .
Great yellow rubber gloves, great fake plastic flowers (does that make them REAL plastic flowers?), great pink areolæ, and great beige pantyhose.
Blonde on blonde.
I’ve noticed a pretty good effort on the spelling of set titles from the models of February 2008.
Ok, next we come to Rhinstone Cabaret by @lemorta .
This is a really nice set with BOLD red lipstick and JET-black hair.
I dig it!
And she has a really cool profile!
Definitely the kind of person I would like to get to know.
You can tell by her profile that she actually has a very interesting personality.
Ok, how about a multi?
Looking good together are @silvi and @sweetness in Aquamatrix .
This one just looks fun!
I love the coruscations in the vivid-blue water of the swimming pool.
And now for a genuine vampire who seems completely-comfortable with direct sunlight.
Meet @xanthe2007 in Nosferatu .
Pretty fucking amazing tits!
We are finally nearing the end.
…the end of the world, that is.
First up is @aprile in Guitar Player .
This one really has a The Nutty Professor vibe.
[the Jerry Lewis one]
And great coral areolas!
[Aprile, not Jerry Lewis…presumably]
Six more.
I can MAKE it.
Try to look away from @fraiya in Metanoia .
You can’t.
She’s a tractor beam of haunting beauty.
I like the next one quite a bit.
It’s @moira in Second Home .
Fishnet stockings and some good ink!
Ok, four left.
And two are perfect.
First up is the perfection of @cashlin with In My Bedroom .
Yes, she was a Hopeful.
Yes, she never went Pink.
Yes, this was her only set.
Still perfect.
I don’t give a fuck.
Click on the last photo for some marbled mammary meat.
Those some heavy hangers right there!!!
Next up is the perfection of @issay in Sauna .
I don’t know if I tipped this set or not.
I think I was probably balls-deep in my dinner of Puppy Chow/Gravy Train gumbo.
An old family recipe from my Cajun relatives down in Golden Meadow.
DOWN the bayou.
You gotta suck the head on them there crawfish!
Ok, sorry. Got carried away.
Issay has Modigliani breasts.
She is as artful as anything in the Musée d’Orsay.
Two more notable sets to end out this interminable concatenation of awesome.
First is @eiri in On My Hammock .
It’s a Hopeful set.
Natural light on pink, silver-dollar areolas.
And very poetic use of shadows.
Finally.
For fuck’s sake!
For the sake of fuck!!!
I asked for awesome, and I got it.
Observe the magical, small, pointed (pert) titties of @hermetist in Wash It All Off .
Sexy as hell!
See?
I can like small breasts.
Tune in next time when I reveal myself to have secretly been an ass man the whole time.
—Pauly Deathwish
