Every business experiences slow times. A modeling website is dependent on a steady flow of new models. Because variety is the spice of life. We might anticipate the rate of “churn” (model turnover) at a concern like Suicide Girls to be quite high.
Models may feel they are not making enough money, so they set off for greener pastures. As you might imagine, a business that is merely four or five years old might still have some kinks to work out regarding new model recruiting.
And so it was in winter of 2005. Things slowed down a bit. The level of creativity waned. But there were still many tremendous sets. And it is on these that we shall focus.
Things started off well enough with the multi-girl set Morgue starring @nixon and @ryan . Nothing like a bit of good-natured necrophilia to spice things up. Ryan’s toe tag tells us she is there from a “broken heart”. I admire the creativity of this set. Unfortunately, very few sets over the coming months would be as unique.
The first big star of SG, @mary , was branching out a bit in Postcard Pinup . If you you need a good instance of Mary flashing her bum, this is the place to look.
One rather impressive set from October 2005 is @sphinx with Amused . Here is a very talented model and a great set.
Another lovely flash of brilliance is @villain in The Green Grass .
For those who love red hair and big jugs (the unicorn combination), be sure to check out @cecilia in Positive Tension .
Indeed, Oct 10, 2005 was a busty day in the annals of SG. Cecilia had competition from @wendy and her amazing set Anatomy Lesson .
I really adore @alexsandria ‘s In The Corner .
Another divine set is @april in The Yellow Drapes .
A truly-notable shoot was @jules in Soap and Suds . The lascivious creativity in this one is quite remarkable!
A rather poetic and startling set soon dropped: @katya in Dead Tracks . It appears the model was stopped dead in her tracks upon finding pictures of an elderly man and woman beneath a rock in the middle of some railroad tracks. Not your standard titillating fare, but it is a very moving spread due to the seemingly-candid surprise of Katya after chancing upon this serendipitous discovery. If it was staged, then it is even more quizzical. Either way, it is interesting as hell!
In case pictures of old people under rocks in the middle of railroad tracks killed your boner, get a load of the smashing tits on @weetzie in Dangerous Angel . Heavenly!
But the first set that really knocked my socks off in this period was Wish You Were Here starring @elana . This dashboard tiki princess come-to-life really warms my ukulele.
And don’t miss the really lovely @cara in Doctor Appointment . Truly some poetry at work in this one!
You want bandages?
We got bandages.
Feast your eyes upon @syndel in Mummy . Amazing areolae! And great Halloween creativity!!
One pretty fucking undeniable set from this period is Margarita by @princess .
She doesn’t look like the typical Suicide Girl??
Boo-fucking-hoo.
This set is jaw-dropping.
Another model to keep your eyes on is @erzsebet . She just kept churning out QUALITY material…and Treasure is no exception.
Here’s where things got a bit dry.
Hell, give me a decent pair of boobs and I’m good.
But from Nov 9-27, 2005 was a bit underwhelming.
Things were starting to seem all samey-same.
That is until @solaris came careening from outer space into our living rooms with So Nifty . Jesus Christ—this is a good set!
And things went up another notch with @kore in Perception . I tipped this set earlier today and I was damned happy to do so. Wow!!
Also notable from this period is @gina in Hello Kitty . Delightful breasts!
And check out the double-wide hooters on @mollydolly in Early Read . I, for one, ain’t complaining. More real estate for the motorboats. Hehe.
There is some delightfully-pure photography in Under the Slip by @phoenix . Nothing fancy. But it works very well.
Things got fun and spicy with @visha in Black Ballet . Wanna see a gal stick a needle through her tongue? Here’s your set.
I always love to see the work of @venla , so I was happy to discover Sneaking Away .
Indeed, Dec 20, 2005 was a breast-tastic day at Suicide Girls.
In addition to Venla’s formidable set, we had @seneca with In the Red Heels . Very strong work!
But minds were soon blown by @eliska ‘s gargantuan shirt-puppies in Stairwell . Pretty fucking impressive.
Creativity did make something of a comeback around Christmas with @arete in You’ll Shoot Your Eye Out . Excellent, cinematic photography and a hot-as-fuck model. What more could you ask of Santa??
Still not sated? Peep @nicole in Ducky . I like this one a lot!
And everyone needs some nature. So breathe in the delightful, breezy cinnamon of @charis in Rocky Shores .
Maybe you didn’t get what you wanted for Christmas? Have no fear. January 2006 was a STELLAR month at SG.
First we had @chloe making mincemeat of us in Art of Seduction . Don’t mind if I do!
Then all hell broke loose with @alabama in Painted Smear . Fucking hell…. I was happy to tip this set earlier today. God damn.
A bit of art came to the fore with @aphobia in The Intruder . The device has become a bit stale these days, but window reflections do always add a sort of art-film sophistication to things. And how about that lovely areola close-up? Wow!
But the best set of this four-month (!) period was undoubtedly (to my eyes) Not For Passengers by @wendy . I was elated to tip this set earlier today. Bury my heart at Not For Passengers. Sea-foam green and the most miraculous breasts on God’s green earth…
Ninja For the Night is a quite-underrated set by @tsui . Such a lovely, strident shade of lipstick she chose here!
And FINALLY the creativity started to come back with @fractal in Villains Always Blink . Never underestimate the sexiness of funny faces. Get goofy, ladies!
The surreal, Dadaist fun continued with fish-out-of-water @thursday and her magnificent non sequitur Fishy Business . This set features sone divine fish-face clowning as well as bizarre, sexy snorkel nudity. Godard would have loved this.
If you are looking for one perfect shot, dig the sideburn-spit-curl on @james six-from-the-end in La Trapezista . Almost a Fernand Léger vibe to this one.
If you like your girls curvy (I sure-as-hell do!), then you will want to check out @diamante in Crime Scene . She looks so good it should be illegal!!
And @tristan struck just the right combination of naturally-endowed poses in Poolside Pinup .
Color and art started coming back with @paris in Bar Hop . Pour yourself a nice glass of absinthe and enjoy this one…
But then you gotta stop the presses for @ember in Candy Cutie . Holy fuck. Yes…I tipped this set today. Guilty as charged.
But don’t forget @hera in Sugar Shack . Oh how I love natural light on natural breasts. Delightful!
And don’t miss hipster cutie @adalynn in Skate House . Her hairstylist deserves some tips!
We’ve seen Pee-Wee Herman dolls in the SG archive so it’s only fitting that Barbie’s beau Ken should get into the action at some point.
Kudos to @candy for the positively-naughty set Ken Doll . Really some excellent creativity at work here!!
I thought I would get out of SG today with my wallet intact, but I was wrong…
…as I ran across @zora in Chelsea . I had to tip this one. It’s just too fucking good!!
#JusticeForSeaFoamGreen continues in Trainspotting by @charley .
Pink nipple and cool-green frock.
Complementary colors.
Makes the nipple POP.
Add to that the intimacy of a close-up.
Fantastic set.
Well-thought-out.
For all you gents who are in it for the gams, gaze upon @melika in Black Fur . Yummy!
My wallet took one more hit today from @dowan in Green Spell . Holy cheese balls!! This is an almost perfect set.
Pink and green for the win again.
Tune in next time when we will discuss bread baking in 14th-century Norway.
Till then.
—Pauly Deathwish
