bmx_kid

Once apon a time there was a litte boy named Fresh who lived in the kingdom Donyouwannafuckmeh. Fresh was a good boy (most of the time). He always respected his parents and neighbors and he was usually sought out for his excellent advise by the locals.
One day, fresh was sitting on the stone steps of Donyouwannafukmeh's main street store thinking to himsef, "I'm getting tired of being the good boy all of the time. there is absolutly NOTHING interesting about what i do on a daily basis."
So he hopped on his bike and rode toward the forests of Donyouwannafuckmeh, on the way stealing a beer from a
cooler that was sitting in the front yard of one of his neighbors. While he rode and drank his brew he passed a girl by the name of Rae who was sitting on the street curb looking very distraut. Normally, Fresh would have stopped and asked her if she was OK, being the kind, good-hearted person he usually is, but instead he chucked his empty beer bottle at her and hit her directly between the eyeballs. The bottle hit her with a great thud.
Fresh threw back his head and laughed so hard tears started rolling down his round cheeks. In fact, fresh was laughing so hard he didn't notice that Rae, who was absolutly livid, was running along side of him with a giant stick in her hand. He noticed one second too late, and at that moment Rae (who should've played baseball) swung the stick around and knocked Fresh off of his bike and then he hit the pavement hard on his ass.
While Fresh layed there moaning in pain, Rae asked him why he was acting so cruel. He explained to her that he was sick of being the boring nice guy tat he was and he was sick that because of his good nature, nothing interesting ever hapened to him.
"What you did to me was very cruel, you know." Rae said to him. "AND NOW YOU MUST PAY!"
Then Rae pulled out a shotgun and killed fresh in the streets of Donyouwannafukmeh.
"That's what you get for trying to change the person you are,
she said to his motionless body.

The End

yeah...the story was going to be much longer (and much better), but I got bored about halfway through. Damn ADD :::fist shaking:::