Sunday Mar 06, 2011

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I had to stop for a moment then and actually figure out what day it is.

Right now, in this moment, I'm riding the fucking lightning. I feel ridiculously good. No drugs right now, unless vanilla coke counts... but I've just made some serious headway on what only a few short hours ago was a novel in concept only. I just blasted out...
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veilchen:

I LOVE the Roxbury, my sister used to play there (weekly I think..) and it was always a cool venue. She may still play there I think. Yay for prolific writing smile

Sunday Feb 20, 2011

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film pitches of the damned; a japanese sushi chef has a dream of moving to mexico to become a mariachi. because of his long, stressful hours preparing raw fish he takes regular smoke breaks to relax. he is diagnosed with throat cancer and has his larynx removed. no longer being able to sing he goes on a killing spree and claims 17 lives before he...
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conjure:

He never even made it to Mexico.

Seriously though, I hope you're going to publish this.

Sunday Feb 20, 2011

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film pitches of the damned; a blind magician has a dream of being a rally driver. because of his ailment he is denied a driver's license. one night at a show he falls off the stage, breaks his neck and dies whilst pulling a rabbit out of a hat. roll credits.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)
also; this...

my mouth dripped
nectar
and i knew...
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Monday Feb 14, 2011

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film pitches of the damned; a man on the wrong side of the law decides to make a better life for himself. he steals a timber truck and drives it into the mountains. 9 months later, in a blunt metaphor for a child being conceived and born, his palace of wood is ready. he enters his new home for the first time and suffers a...
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conjure:

You could write an entire Henry Rollins style novel of thoughts and bits and pieces and rants - but not rants and things, just collections of these brilliant synopsizes.

ggdeckard:

Haha i'm the first person to laugh or cry at anything (including Hallmark ads) so i'm definitely no robot! I'll put it on the list, cheers biggrin

Sunday Feb 13, 2011

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film pitches of the damned; an overweight sad clown stands over the sink and makes himself a sandwich. before he starts eating it begins to cry. whilst crying he consumes the sandwich. when someone enters the kitchen and asks him "what's wrong?" he replies, "NOTHING! I'M FINE!"

having finished his sandwich he retreats to his room and sets about making a plan to...
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platypuz:

Who do you have in mind for the lead ?

thebeliever:

Not depressing enough. Couldn't the clown have some kind of speech impediment, or a sexual dysfunction? That's how I like my clowns.

Tuesday Oct 19, 2010

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I'm taking a month long writing course via correspondence with Craig Clevenger, the author of The Contortionist's Handbook and Dermaphoria, and he's been handing out homework. Here's my submission, entitled Bear Trap Candy, for week two. It's supposed to be a little part of something much bigger so apologies for the lack of context...

I was getting in touch with...
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alibi:

You little sneak! I liked the other name wink

ivonne:

Thanks honey! ^^
kisskiss

Friday Oct 01, 2010

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That month went quickly. Attended a wedding last weekend which was wonderful. Got way too drunk which was a joy, need to make that happen again soon. Have just been plowing away at the stand up comedy thing and looking for a job. Total pain in the ass, that is.

Have signed up for a writing intensive by correspondence with Craig Clevenger (he of The...
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platypuz:

Where are you doing the stand up at ?

bridehead:

Hey!!

Glad to see you back here!

I'm curious to know about this "more ink" of which you speak....wasn't aware you had any at all!!! **excited**

Hope life is treating you well x

Tuesday Aug 31, 2010

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Alright, so I was a member of this site a couple of years ago and bailed for one reason or another. Now I'm back in a vain attempt to try and connect with people all over the universe and find out where is good to get some eats in Slovenia or who is the best artist to sort me out with a piata tattoo...
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yourself:

Well, I live in Rishon (south of TLV) and spend about half of my week roaming tel aviv, so next time you are more than welcome to hit a pub for some beers with the SG Israel crew... pretty much every weekend there is a gathering of friends and then we end up in a pub...

Spanish, Mexico is a beautiful place, specially the south east, but with all the violence due to the drug wars i wouldn't recommend going there right now, specially not for a long period... Costa Rica and Panama are also great options, but a bit expensive... and for South America and good spanish I'll suggest Ecuador and Chile smile

platypuz:

Well met good sir.