blyddyn

Last night my wife was just dozing off to sleep, she cuddled up to me, took my hand and placed it on her pussy saying, "Do you mind?" What? Is this a trick question?

After a long time I decided to rejoin, well, I'm square - I like naked, tattooed women - I can't help it.

Just a note to say that I'm going into hospital on Wednesday - surgical removal of all four wisdom teeth. I'm not looking forwards to it, so wish me luck....

YEAH! We're off for a dirty weekend in Hamburg - it's going to be fun, we'll be there from the 5th to the 8th of September - anyone got any suggestions ?

Oh no. It's started..... The brain-dead chants that herald the onset of a football tournament. It couldn't be the final of the Champions League. Not here, I mean neither team is German. Just as well they don't sing, "'ere we go, 'ere we go, 'ere we go....." I suppose I should be grateful for that.

I am suffering writers block at the moment - have been for about the past six months, and it's bloody frustrating. You want to put something in hard copy - and the words just will not come.

There comes a time in a mans life when his six-pack, (not that I ever had one,) turns to a Keg - in short, I am in danger of becoming a fat bastard - I'll have to do something about it.

Right, an update on the musical battle.... My stepson is tenacious, I'll give him that, but he now shows signs of cracking under an assault of Malicorne, Strawhead and other assorted British 19th Century folk music. I do have one thing in reserve, mind - an old LP of Morris dances. If he forces me to unleash the musical equivalent of a battlefield nuke, I...
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I've just been back in the UK for a couple of weeks enjoying a few pints and some of the wonderful variety of British cheese that is available, because people here think British cheese begins and ends with Cheddar. You can buy practically any European cheese in Germany - with the exception of British. WHY ???

Well, that was a bit of a surprise - I went into a tatooist at around half past telve this afternoon with some artwork by Paul Kidby to get it priced up. The answer was very reasonable, 120 euros, so I said, "OK, when can I come in to get it done ?" The answer came "Today ?" So I've now got a tatoo of...
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