It started snowing at work. I'm a southern boy, Texas born and Louisiana raised. We ain't got snow in them parts! It's not even 8am yet and I'm drenched in ice water.

The thing is it sprayed me in the face then down my body, cold salty water with ice chunks in it. Coworkers sad I look like I took a bukkake to the face. Ha yea, you spend weeks at a time in the middle of no where with 26 guys you end up saying all kinds of things to each other.

Not to mention the only girl we see works with us and we fear talking to her because that is a walking HR complaint, even though she is more vulgar than us. Five more days until I fly home! Five days until I'm warm and clean. I love my job and the SG community for keeping me sane during this two weeks. I even love my oilfield family, my brothers in oil.

I have heard new catch phrases, seen things explode, got my butt grabbed, hugged, my nipples pinched, and even smashed my hand. But I wouldn't trade my perverted deranged crew for any other!