So. you may wonder what I do with my life when I'm not buying houses and talking to perverts for fun and profit.
Well, here is my day.
Woke up. Googled for an hour to find cheeky boyshorts or thong panties that wont 1) show labia and 2) be too sheer that you can see my pussy under the glow of a spot light. seriously. This is a concern of mine.
Being a bigger girl, cute, well fitting underwear that are stage appropriate are not easy to find. Trust me. Ive looked. And I looked and looked today. So i was going to go to lane bryant and hope for the best but I'd have to make sure they were the right shape. So I decided I would just cut a pair of my own panties into the shape i wanted and then take them with me in my purse. Cos thats totally normal. Right?
But then something AMAZING happened. I cut the panties and instead of them fraying all to hell, they stayed intact long enough for me to dot a little fraycheck onto the edges to keep them from getting a run in them. OMG! Why didnt I think of this sooner. I spent most of the morning cutting panties into more ass revealing, burlesque appealing shapes.
I then went to the fabric store with my friend chelsea to get some last minute things to finish my costume for the upcoming burlesque shows we have this weekend. thats right...shows. Friday night we are booked for the annual Austin BBW bash. Saturday is the regular show that I produce.
So we go to the fabric store. I spend 58 dollars in fringe and sequins. for 2 costumes. We are talking about going to watch Obama's speech and the last night of the DNC from this bar near the university. We decide that the occasion calls for obnoxious hats and hair decor.
we bought all kinds of feathers and flowers and ribbon in various shades of red white and blue. She also bought a little rubber donkey. Because. yeah.
I dont have a photo of mine yet but here is what her's came out to look like.
Yeah. Exactly. I am in love.
So, this is my life. Held together by hot glue and velcro.
Well, here is my day.
Woke up. Googled for an hour to find cheeky boyshorts or thong panties that wont 1) show labia and 2) be too sheer that you can see my pussy under the glow of a spot light. seriously. This is a concern of mine.
Being a bigger girl, cute, well fitting underwear that are stage appropriate are not easy to find. Trust me. Ive looked. And I looked and looked today. So i was going to go to lane bryant and hope for the best but I'd have to make sure they were the right shape. So I decided I would just cut a pair of my own panties into the shape i wanted and then take them with me in my purse. Cos thats totally normal. Right?
But then something AMAZING happened. I cut the panties and instead of them fraying all to hell, they stayed intact long enough for me to dot a little fraycheck onto the edges to keep them from getting a run in them. OMG! Why didnt I think of this sooner. I spent most of the morning cutting panties into more ass revealing, burlesque appealing shapes.
I then went to the fabric store with my friend chelsea to get some last minute things to finish my costume for the upcoming burlesque shows we have this weekend. thats right...shows. Friday night we are booked for the annual Austin BBW bash. Saturday is the regular show that I produce.
So we go to the fabric store. I spend 58 dollars in fringe and sequins. for 2 costumes. We are talking about going to watch Obama's speech and the last night of the DNC from this bar near the university. We decide that the occasion calls for obnoxious hats and hair decor.
we bought all kinds of feathers and flowers and ribbon in various shades of red white and blue. She also bought a little rubber donkey. Because. yeah.
I dont have a photo of mine yet but here is what her's came out to look like.
Yeah. Exactly. I am in love.
So, this is my life. Held together by hot glue and velcro.
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pomfelo:
haha, sorry. I was hanging out with someone who turns everything dirty. 
holliday:
I still wish I could be a part of your burlesque! I have a glue gun...huh, can I? Can I?!