1) we are opening a store. And by "we" I mean a friend (and fellow burlesque performer) her husband (who does our costumes, sets, lights, sound, etc) and I. Vintage reproduction clothing for men, women and kids, in all sizes (custom tailoring avail too), custom corsets, accessories and a smidge of gift/home decor type items. We are at a standstill for a name.
2) speaking of burlesque, a UT grad student is doing her semester photojournalism project on the troop. go us!!!!
3) my next door neighbor wont leave me alone. Since all the other next door neighbors are in jail or dead (yes. seriously. we had a guy OD next door), the one not so crazy guy left in the house got a roommate. who wont leave me alone. He wants to "hang out" and will come and ring my door bell and i wont answer but he'll stand outside for like 3 minutes. I peek from the upstairs window. I hate him.
4) I went to let the cat in tonight, switched on the back porch light to see THIS staring back at me.
2) speaking of burlesque, a UT grad student is doing her semester photojournalism project on the troop. go us!!!!
3) my next door neighbor wont leave me alone. Since all the other next door neighbors are in jail or dead (yes. seriously. we had a guy OD next door), the one not so crazy guy left in the house got a roommate. who wont leave me alone. He wants to "hang out" and will come and ring my door bell and i wont answer but he'll stand outside for like 3 minutes. I peek from the upstairs window. I hate him.
4) I went to let the cat in tonight, switched on the back porch light to see THIS staring back at me.
I screamed. A lot. In a very girly way. The shut the door. And immediately googled "Spiders that will kill people". Fortunately, it appears it is of the non "eat stephanie's face off" variety. I still hate it. I hope it bites my next door neighbor
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alyk:
Well, duh. You know I'll do anything for boobs.
citizencruz:
Phone sex, huh? Why was I never given this info?