bluevalentine

Sweet Baby Jesus on a Bike.

I left volivershagnasty's place just after 2am. I should have stayed there like he offered.

Everything was going well. Listening to Morphine. Drivin down 35.

I take my normal exit for 290 and get off on Berkman Dr. I make this drive daily.

I stop at the red light and there is some old guy standing on the median on my passengers side.

I look straight ahead.

I hear him yell something at me.

I keep looking straight ahead while keeping tabs on him out of the corner of my eye.

Then, all of a sudden HOLY SHIT HE IS WALKING TO MY CAR AND HE GRABBED THE DOOR HANDLE

So I did what any tough, self reliant modern girl would do.

I screamed like a bitch, and laid on the horn while I sped away.

I'm gonna go hide under the covers now.