bluevalentine

my fever broke around 10. i stayed awake long enough to get a call from volivershagnasty, then drive to a friends house to sleep.

i woke a 4am to find what i can only assume was the aftermath of a reenactment of the prom scene from Carrie between my legs. Due to medical issues i dont really have a period. my last one was in 2005. at 8 i called my obgyn and was told to come in at one.

84 cups of water later, i had a ultrasound. nothing exploded. Period. Which my body hates. and treats like an infection

an antibiotic injection later, i was out of the office.

stupid vagina...