Inque decends upon my little town in 6 days.
I am so not ready.
And I hope she doesnt blab to everyone what a mess my house is. And how I do not own anything. Towels for guests? Why the fuck would I need that? And how my carpet is in a sorry state. And how I'm a bad hostess.
And then she'll remove me from her friends list
And how I'm no fun because I'll have about $10 to last me from the time she gets here until friday and I make her eat ramen and watch reruns of Will and Grace because my tv only really gets the WB and I can only get Fox, CBS, ABC and PBS when it isnt too cloudy. I hope she doesnt want to watch anyting on NBC because she's screwed.
At least I have electricity though, right?
I am so not ready.
And I hope she doesnt blab to everyone what a mess my house is. And how I do not own anything. Towels for guests? Why the fuck would I need that? And how my carpet is in a sorry state. And how I'm a bad hostess.
And then she'll remove me from her friends list
And how I'm no fun because I'll have about $10 to last me from the time she gets here until friday and I make her eat ramen and watch reruns of Will and Grace because my tv only really gets the WB and I can only get Fox, CBS, ABC and PBS when it isnt too cloudy. I hope she doesnt want to watch anyting on NBC because she's screwed.
At least I have electricity though, right?
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walker:
Electricity is a good thing and ramen is the greatest thing ever invented. In fact I am eating some now.
element_103:
TV is just fine if you have a DVD player or game console that plays burned DVDs! Collect 'em all! 