Monday Jun 20, 2005

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Taking StrongMad's advice, yesterday, I heartily besexed the darling Lankakitten. We seem to be having a sexual revolution of sorts over here in the Bellevue household. Her running out of birth control has somehow turned us into screwing monkeys.

It's quite nice. I didn't realize that we were in a rut until we left it way behind.

Also, after watching The House of Yes on DVD, I revealed that I lost my virginity to my step-sister when I was 16.
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luminaire:
I don't think you ever really realize that it's a rut until you experience something outside of it. wink
strongmad:
I think the "up" and "down" thing is universal, but maybe people who are on a coast don't have the over and out part. But if I'm going to Spokane I'm definitely going "over" to Spokane, and I think people go "out" somewhere west. At least growing up in the middle that's what we all called it.

And that's one hell of a revelation, mister.

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