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A man goes to the doctor and says "Doctor, I've hurt my arm in three places.


" Doctor replies "well, don't go there again."

A guy walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm, his wife is lying in bed reading.

He says, "This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache."

The wife replies, "I think you'll find, that is a sheep."

The guy replies, "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep.

One for the guys..................

Why Are Men Happier?

Men are just happier people.

What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water...
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Here's something to think about...........

How to make a woman happy.

It's not difficult to make a woman happy.

A man only needs to be:

1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
14....
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Back from Vegas, bit hectic, took a couple of days to settle back down to normality, pictures to follow......