God Damn!!!! It has been a long time since I have updated this thing.Well, today Joseph had to go back to work 
but we had a great 30 days together, we did have our ups and downs but all and all it was great and made me very happy.I guess that all of yall on here probably think I'm dead......but ALAS!!!!! I am very much alive. Me and Joseph pretty much drank the entire 30 days he had of leave.I probably killed about 12 bottles of Bacardi gold.The other morning at like 4am, we decided to drink some Jager Bombs.We drank those until the sun came up, then we decided to walk around the neighborhood drunk.Then I think we came back and drank a couple more Jager Bombs.Jager bombs are awesome, but as the day went on, the kinda caught up with me and I got really tired.
I found out that my friend Crystal is gonna have a baby.She freaked me out when she called me and told me.Kinda sucks that she cant drink with me anymore but a baby is more important then that.
My hair is no longer blue I dyed it light brown but it looks pretty good.Dont worry, I will go back to blue someday, It's nothing a bottle of bleach cant fix.
A couple of days ago, we decided to get some rats, white ones with the little, red, evil eyes.They're pretty cool.I will take out Frankie (who is a girl) and let her run up and down my arms, while her sister Twitch just sits and the cage and spazes out and whatnot.Now Joseph is talking about getting some mice too.
About 3 or 4 days ago, Joseph's friend White decided to show up unexpectedly at 3 in the morning.He knocked on the door which really freaked us out because nobody knocks anymore they just use the doorbell.Anyways, we open the door and there stands White and some other guy telling us to check out their new rides.I was looking for a car White said "No man, they're in your front yard" I look in the yard and see these 2 midget motorcycles.....it was hiliarious.They left again to terrorize some of his other friends and I started to fix some breakfast......and I also started drinking some rum, too.When they came back they decided to ride their little motorcycles into my living room.It was crazy.It was a fun morning.
Anyways, sorry I have been neglecting everyone. And No Rando, I havent forgotten your name. And it's not still May, It's June......I think hahahaha.
Congratulations once again Chad (urban_reject) on your marriage. Stay safe in Afghanistan.
I will try to write more often in this thing so everyone wont think im dead.
Well, that is all my friends.
Later
but we had a great 30 days together, we did have our ups and downs but all and all it was great and made me very happy.I guess that all of yall on here probably think I'm dead......but ALAS!!!!! I am very much alive. Me and Joseph pretty much drank the entire 30 days he had of leave.I probably killed about 12 bottles of Bacardi gold.The other morning at like 4am, we decided to drink some Jager Bombs.We drank those until the sun came up, then we decided to walk around the neighborhood drunk.Then I think we came back and drank a couple more Jager Bombs.Jager bombs are awesome, but as the day went on, the kinda caught up with me and I got really tired.
I found out that my friend Crystal is gonna have a baby.She freaked me out when she called me and told me.Kinda sucks that she cant drink with me anymore but a baby is more important then that.
My hair is no longer blue
I dyed it light brown but it looks pretty good.Dont worry, I will go back to blue someday, It's nothing a bottle of bleach cant fix.
A couple of days ago, we decided to get some rats, white ones with the little, red, evil eyes.They're pretty cool.I will take out Frankie (who is a girl) and let her run up and down my arms, while her sister Twitch just sits and the cage and spazes out and whatnot.Now Joseph is talking about getting some mice too.
About 3 or 4 days ago, Joseph's friend White decided to show up unexpectedly at 3 in the morning.He knocked on the door which really freaked us out because nobody knocks anymore they just use the doorbell.Anyways, we open the door and there stands White and some other guy telling us to check out their new rides.I was looking for a car White said "No man, they're in your front yard" I look in the yard and see these 2 midget motorcycles.....it was hiliarious.They left again to terrorize some of his other friends and I started to fix some breakfast......and I also started drinking some rum, too.When they came back they decided to ride their little motorcycles into my living room.It was crazy.It was a fun morning.
Anyways, sorry I have been neglecting everyone. And No Rando, I havent forgotten your name. And it's not still May, It's June......I think hahahaha.
Congratulations once again Chad (urban_reject) on your marriage. Stay safe in Afghanistan.
I will try to write more often in this thing so everyone wont think im dead.
Well, that is all my friends.
Later
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glad to hear youre still your usual rum-chugging self.
~laters home fry!!