bluejoker000

Watching Metalocalypse....

need to get my mind off shit. Sometimes it's impossible to believe that people are capable of doing things you never expected them to do. Maybe it's for the best.

Another weekend has come and gone. At least this was a crazy and fun weekend. But still I can't help but feel like I'm losing control of time, not that I've had any before. I just wish I could slow time down to really be able to stop and smell the roses.

So this is what it feels like to be single? I almost forgot how great of a feeling it truly is. Like having the world lifted off your shoulders.

I'm about [----] <- that close to breaking up with her. She pisses me off so much. I just want to laugh, and dance around her face while pointing out all her flaws that make her a shitty person and an even worse girlfriend. I think if I didn't love women as much as I do I'd be gay.

I haven't gone to bed yet and its after 8:30 in the morning. Anyone wanna place bets as to when my body crashes. I have a feeling when I do wake up it will be Monday.

Spent part of the day detailing my car. It's hot as hell out, seriously. I am strongly considering putting in the AC. This sucks balls and my bedroom feels like a sauna.

I want my best friend to break up with his complete bitch of a girlfriend because she treats him like shit, but I can't do that until I find him someone else. That in itself is nearly impossible, because shes attached to his hip. I try talking sense into him but then she works her voodoo magic. Poor guy.

The sound of screeching tires outside my house gives me false hopes. Just hit something already.

It's an less than an hour and a half until my interview with the bank branch manager and I can't find my pants.... shit. Really? How the hell do pants just vanish. Now thats two suits I can't wear. Guess I'm going with the birthday suit today. Hopefully people will appreciate my sense of style.

More people should be insomniacs. Life's dull when you're the only one awake.

the end.