I went dancing tonight. My friend Eddie was entering a "Best Chest in the West" contest, which I assumed would be funny, and did in fact turn out to be so.
I swear, I have the feet of a 90 year old man. I need a job the lets me sit. Even just now and then would be nice. It's amazing how wonderful a motivator waiting tables is to make you do something with your life though. If I'm still doing this in five years, I'm going to climb a bell tower with one of those combat sling shots. I doubt I'd hit anyone, and it would look really funny on the news.
I swear, I have the feet of a 90 year old man. I need a job the lets me sit. Even just now and then would be nice. It's amazing how wonderful a motivator waiting tables is to make you do something with your life though. If I'm still doing this in five years, I'm going to climb a bell tower with one of those combat sling shots. I doubt I'd hit anyone, and it would look really funny on the news.