bluefrog

So my ex brought her ex and now unexed 220 lbs navy seal boyfriend into work today. Between making out with her, he would kindly take the time to give me looks suggesting that I might be good to eat. I make no illusions about my own ability, he'd wail on me but good. Kind of a classless move on her part, and to be...
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I went dancing tonight. My friend Eddie was entering a "Best Chest in the West" contest, which I assumed would be funny, and did in fact turn out to be so.

I swear, I have the feet of a 90 year old man. I need a job the lets me sit. Even just now and then would be nice. It's amazing how wonderful a motivator...
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BEWARE OF VENT

I need a job that doesn't involve having to be nice to people. Not that I'm not a nice person in general, but being forced to do it all the time is a bit grating. I wait tables for a living. I actually had a manager pull me aside to tell me I wasn't looking happy enough with my tables. It would...
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Jennie #4

I sleep with her pillow under my arm
It used to smell like her
Now it just smells like me again
Alone and wondering, wandering
The mind is who I am
The mind is my enemy
For she had eyes and she chose me
For she had need and she chose me
For she had love and she chose me
And yet she...
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