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A lot of people are always two people, those that they really are and those they are right in front of you. Often times the two are not the same and all that really means is that your personalities don't match no big deal until one or the other or both of you try to make them match for whatever stupid reason and that's when the heartache begins. I say chalk it up to a learning experiance and move on leaving the poor fucker behind.

I hear you. A certain member of my family tends to bust my balls for the shortcomings he sees in himself. Makes me fuckin' angry like not much else can 'cause at the end of the day, I still gotta' deal with him.

The exception to the truth in jokes thing is when the joke is that whatever was said is untrue to the point of absurdity, the humor arising from the dischord between the statement made and the reality. A good friend who is quite self-conscious has a bit of trouble with this one....