FOLDING WOMEN'S UNDERWEAR:
BY BLOOMSDAY
I fold my woman's underwear
as my father did before me
Because I try to convey love in my every act, and because it makes doing th laundry for both of us tolerable, I have developed a very sacred method of folding Molly Bloom's laundry.
The first step is to lay the panties face down across your chest as you sit or stand. Next, fold the sides over the middle, then roll from elastic to crotch.
Before your roll it all the way, stick your finger across the inside crotch, twisting, so that the rolled up remainder fits the loop.
They are portable, stackable, noticable.
They fit nicely into drawers and shelves.
And they remind her that I am pre-occupied with where Dr. Perky delves.
only a few more months left until June 16th, the one-hundredth anniversary of the original Bloomsday. I'm desperate for company at a public reading.
BY BLOOMSDAY
I fold my woman's underwear
as my father did before me
Because I try to convey love in my every act, and because it makes doing th laundry for both of us tolerable, I have developed a very sacred method of folding Molly Bloom's laundry.
The first step is to lay the panties face down across your chest as you sit or stand. Next, fold the sides over the middle, then roll from elastic to crotch.
Before your roll it all the way, stick your finger across the inside crotch, twisting, so that the rolled up remainder fits the loop.
They are portable, stackable, noticable.
They fit nicely into drawers and shelves.
And they remind her that I am pre-occupied with where Dr. Perky delves.
only a few more months left until June 16th, the one-hundredth anniversary of the original Bloomsday. I'm desperate for company at a public reading.