Rule No. 1: We cannot appreciate the sacredness of sex unless we study it.
Rule No. 2: If you consider yourself a Democrat or a Republican, then you are too small- minded to meaningfully participate in a modern political debate.
Rule No. 3: Religion is driven by a basic instinct in humans to ascertain truth and meaning from the experience of life. This is a good thing.
Rule No. 4: Religion is often clouded by dogma which is, in turn, often clouded by he who tells the story, and by the interpretation of he who receives it. This is a bad thing.
Rule No. 5: The Freemasons are not in charge.
Rule No. 6: [repealed by the Freemasons]
Rule No. 7: We are evolved from life forms that came before us, and whose descendants live among us now, under water, in the air, in the forests and tundra and plains and mountains.
Rule No. 8: The Ten Commandments have never been properly translated.
Rule No. 9: Men and women must combine their talents and resist the urge to turn against each other.
Rule No. 10: Each living organism on Earth is a component of a single living entity that has been living on this planet for hundreds of millions of years. It is now growing sicker as constituent parts of its being, through technology, wage harm upon other constituent parts. Humans have not been capable of realizing this truth until this very moment, right now. We can insure or prevent a slow extinction of this single organism of organisms from the surfaces and waters of Earth. Right now is a critical time in this story as the hazards of modern warfare, including low levels of nuclear, chemical and biological agents, and our food supply converge to harm our genetics permanently.
Rule No. 11: Oral sex prepares our genitals for more potent experiences of communion during procreative sex. Those who engage in oral sex are more passionate, compassionate, sensitive, happy and loving people. This is a necessary Darwinian trait which must be passed on if we are to continue to receive insights about our origins and our destiny
Rule No. 12: It's NU CLE AR. Look at how it's spelled. As in "of or relating to the nucleus of an atom." If you pronounce it NU CU LAR, then you are kidding yourself about your intelligence. Every time you pronounce it NU CU LAR, you give the whole world a valid reason to think you're an idiot.
Rule No. 2: If you consider yourself a Democrat or a Republican, then you are too small- minded to meaningfully participate in a modern political debate.
Rule No. 3: Religion is driven by a basic instinct in humans to ascertain truth and meaning from the experience of life. This is a good thing.
Rule No. 4: Religion is often clouded by dogma which is, in turn, often clouded by he who tells the story, and by the interpretation of he who receives it. This is a bad thing.
Rule No. 5: The Freemasons are not in charge.
Rule No. 6: [repealed by the Freemasons]
Rule No. 7: We are evolved from life forms that came before us, and whose descendants live among us now, under water, in the air, in the forests and tundra and plains and mountains.
Rule No. 8: The Ten Commandments have never been properly translated.
Rule No. 9: Men and women must combine their talents and resist the urge to turn against each other.
Rule No. 10: Each living organism on Earth is a component of a single living entity that has been living on this planet for hundreds of millions of years. It is now growing sicker as constituent parts of its being, through technology, wage harm upon other constituent parts. Humans have not been capable of realizing this truth until this very moment, right now. We can insure or prevent a slow extinction of this single organism of organisms from the surfaces and waters of Earth. Right now is a critical time in this story as the hazards of modern warfare, including low levels of nuclear, chemical and biological agents, and our food supply converge to harm our genetics permanently.
Rule No. 11: Oral sex prepares our genitals for more potent experiences of communion during procreative sex. Those who engage in oral sex are more passionate, compassionate, sensitive, happy and loving people. This is a necessary Darwinian trait which must be passed on if we are to continue to receive insights about our origins and our destiny
Rule No. 12: It's NU CLE AR. Look at how it's spelled. As in "of or relating to the nucleus of an atom." If you pronounce it NU CU LAR, then you are kidding yourself about your intelligence. Every time you pronounce it NU CU LAR, you give the whole world a valid reason to think you're an idiot.
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Rule No. 2: If you consider yourself a Democrat or a Republican, then you are too small- minded to meaningfully participate in a modern political debate.
I'm assuming this is one of the parts that is not sarcastic. If it is, then this is a rather closed-minded statement in and of itself. Your making an unfair generalization about two major groups. Not everyone within these groups are as closed-minded as you think. And I say this as someone who considers myself to be a member of neither group.
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