Welcome Back, Ohio
You've disappointed me, you've infuriated me, you've made me ashamed to live here. Now, you seem to be waking from that groggy delirium that has kept you from rational decision-making for so long. It is not about Democrat or Republican, red/blue, left/right. All that simplistic biniary continuum is as dead as the 20th Century. It's the final acknowledgment that you could no longer be force-fed the bullshit from grinning puppets with sinister hands up their asses. Or maybe those who delight in foi gras stayed home, praying in the closet to their gruesome crucifixions, piously pinching the pink tips of their dirty pillows.
I can't wait to work with you, Ohio. I'm here in the Poverty Capital, doling out compassion to the poor like Hershey's Kisses, waiting for you to follow my lead. Your first lesson in the bright world around you is this: we judge a society by how it treats the least among its citizens. If you shit on the poor, then society is broken. So, Ohio, I've watch your Cleveland Steamers, dangling from your ass until that final satisfactory pinch that lands it on the chest of the least among us. You, the frat boy, trying to impress with your cruelty and insensitivity, have been put on double secret probation. That behavior will no longer be tolerated. I'll be watching you, Ohio. Be grateful for your new lease on live. Use it wisely.
You've disappointed me, you've infuriated me, you've made me ashamed to live here. Now, you seem to be waking from that groggy delirium that has kept you from rational decision-making for so long. It is not about Democrat or Republican, red/blue, left/right. All that simplistic biniary continuum is as dead as the 20th Century. It's the final acknowledgment that you could no longer be force-fed the bullshit from grinning puppets with sinister hands up their asses. Or maybe those who delight in foi gras stayed home, praying in the closet to their gruesome crucifixions, piously pinching the pink tips of their dirty pillows.
I can't wait to work with you, Ohio. I'm here in the Poverty Capital, doling out compassion to the poor like Hershey's Kisses, waiting for you to follow my lead. Your first lesson in the bright world around you is this: we judge a society by how it treats the least among its citizens. If you shit on the poor, then society is broken. So, Ohio, I've watch your Cleveland Steamers, dangling from your ass until that final satisfactory pinch that lands it on the chest of the least among us. You, the frat boy, trying to impress with your cruelty and insensitivity, have been put on double secret probation. That behavior will no longer be tolerated. I'll be watching you, Ohio. Be grateful for your new lease on live. Use it wisely.