Got my new piericing.
And in other news, I finally broke my almost two-year record of not having sex.
HOLY SHIT AM I ONE HAPPY SPORK!
Though I do admit, it is just a tiny bit hard to get back into the swing of things, I actually almost forgot what it felt like.

And in other news, I finally broke my almost two-year record of not having sex.
HOLY SHIT AM I ONE HAPPY SPORK!

Though I do admit, it is just a tiny bit hard to get back into the swing of things, I actually almost forgot what it felt like.
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tricks:
I have sex with myself every night. That way I'll never forget what it feels like!!

marlowe:
... we need to chill this week!