I wish i was friends with Jack White. Id love to have him teach me to play the guitar.
I have though about erotic massage about 4 million times because Im shy and its impossible for me to get any but never went because i like being free of stds.
I cannot turn off songs by bad religion, tool, rage, cage the elephant, anything involving jack white, korn, sevendust, or taproot.
I wish more people would right blog posts like this because i really enjoy them.
I had a poem published in a book once. Was about my ex-wife destroying me. No I wont post it.
I dont trust people who think ink is stupid.
I think adults who still believe in fairy tales are silly but whatever.
Im obsessed with red dwarf.
Benedict Cumberbatch can fuck me in the but when ever he wants despite me being straight.
I have a piece of metal cut from the submarine I used to ride on.
I have jerked off deeper under water then all of you.
I am gonna stop here.
-bloodyGIR![ARRR!!!](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/pirate.9344b69ddfcd.gif)
I have though about erotic massage about 4 million times because Im shy and its impossible for me to get any but never went because i like being free of stds.
I cannot turn off songs by bad religion, tool, rage, cage the elephant, anything involving jack white, korn, sevendust, or taproot.
I wish more people would right blog posts like this because i really enjoy them.
I had a poem published in a book once. Was about my ex-wife destroying me. No I wont post it.
I dont trust people who think ink is stupid.
I think adults who still believe in fairy tales are silly but whatever.
Im obsessed with red dwarf.
Benedict Cumberbatch can fuck me in the but when ever he wants despite me being straight.
![love](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/love.3be5004ff150.gif)
I have a piece of metal cut from the submarine I used to ride on.
I have jerked off deeper under water then all of you.
I am gonna stop here.
-bloodyGIR
![ARRR!!!](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/pirate.9344b69ddfcd.gif)