So should I find hidden meaning in this?
Years ago I was dating(bang dating?) a girl I met through my brother in Kentucky. We dated for a bit and then broke it off because I was apparently "boring". I thought that was weird because all SHE wanted to do was fuck each other silly and hard. There was slapping and choking and hair pulling. It was devine but that was all she wanted to do. If anything I should have called her boring.
It is now years from then and my brother calls me a month ago and tells me he is getting a new roommate. New roommate is the girl I was bang dating. I ask if he is going to bang her or what and basically say WTF mate? He explains she is in a bad situation and needs to get as far away as she can. He has no plans to bang her and "it's not like that". If i was in his shoes I'd bang her. Or at least try to. Not even the point though. He goes on to tell me that he has told her that if she makes it awkward for me that she is gone.
Two weeks pass and my taxes return and a check gets delivered to his place(my old place as we used to be roommates).
Two weeks of me asking for them both and him saying yeah I will get them to you go by. Now today I see that he has her on facebook so I check her out. Her location says she is living there in town(presumably with him).
Should I read anything into the fact that he never let me know she was here already? I have offered a couple times to drive there and pick up my mail and he has said "no Ill get it to you, also athena it boring(it really is boring) so Ill come to you in portland".
I am going to call him tomorrow to talk and ask about them. I will not mention that I know she is there already. I want to see what he does. I will also again offer to come by and pick up my mail and a couple other things. I bet he says no again.
Oh and before you ask if i get the chance I will fuck the living shit out of her because she is fun in bed. We once had a fuck noise contest with my old roommates and we won. I had handcuffs and a paddle at the time.
In other news I killed my commissioning test. 96%. Praise me. I leave for home tomorrow night and then most likely will get thrown to the wolves at work. Its okay though because Im a tower dog and wolves can't climb. Suck it bitches.
bloodyGIR
Years ago I was dating(bang dating?) a girl I met through my brother in Kentucky. We dated for a bit and then broke it off because I was apparently "boring". I thought that was weird because all SHE wanted to do was fuck each other silly and hard. There was slapping and choking and hair pulling. It was devine but that was all she wanted to do. If anything I should have called her boring.
It is now years from then and my brother calls me a month ago and tells me he is getting a new roommate. New roommate is the girl I was bang dating. I ask if he is going to bang her or what and basically say WTF mate? He explains she is in a bad situation and needs to get as far away as she can. He has no plans to bang her and "it's not like that". If i was in his shoes I'd bang her. Or at least try to. Not even the point though. He goes on to tell me that he has told her that if she makes it awkward for me that she is gone.
Two weeks pass and my taxes return and a check gets delivered to his place(my old place as we used to be roommates).
Two weeks of me asking for them both and him saying yeah I will get them to you go by. Now today I see that he has her on facebook so I check her out. Her location says she is living there in town(presumably with him).
Should I read anything into the fact that he never let me know she was here already? I have offered a couple times to drive there and pick up my mail and he has said "no Ill get it to you, also athena it boring(it really is boring) so Ill come to you in portland".
I am going to call him tomorrow to talk and ask about them. I will not mention that I know she is there already. I want to see what he does. I will also again offer to come by and pick up my mail and a couple other things. I bet he says no again.
Oh and before you ask if i get the chance I will fuck the living shit out of her because she is fun in bed. We once had a fuck noise contest with my old roommates and we won. I had handcuffs and a paddle at the time.
In other news I killed my commissioning test. 96%. Praise me. I leave for home tomorrow night and then most likely will get thrown to the wolves at work. Its okay though because Im a tower dog and wolves can't climb. Suck it bitches.
bloodyGIR
jackrabbit_:
You're so funny. Lol. I'd ask him again. See what he says. Maybe he's trying to make it less awkward for you. ? Good job on the test, not that I ever doubted your brilliance 