Today is BLAH. Blahbityblahblahblah.
I have a respiratory infection. Nice. Cause, you know, I just LOVE being sick. Cough-Cough.
So, anyways. Update. It smells like Raid in my house. Yuck. My feet are cold. I am sick. Tired. I love my new car. Love how it makes people want to race me. Even better when they lose. Like the losers they are. Man, that was mean. I am feeling a bit off today.
I forgot my Mom's birthday the other day, and then pretended to not forget when she called to remind me. Nice. Guess I am on Santa's I mean Satan's naughty list after all. YEA! Right.
This is a _______ update. I say shitty belongs on that blank. I haven't written anything substantial in like...what, a year? More than a year? Whatever. I love Ace Pear. Want to buy stock in Ace Pear. Beer is for fairies. Yea, that's right....I called you a fairie. Some fairies are hot, though. Don't get mad.
Fairies don't get mad. Ok?
I have a respiratory infection. Nice. Cause, you know, I just LOVE being sick. Cough-Cough.
So, anyways. Update. It smells like Raid in my house. Yuck. My feet are cold. I am sick. Tired. I love my new car. Love how it makes people want to race me. Even better when they lose. Like the losers they are. Man, that was mean. I am feeling a bit off today.
I forgot my Mom's birthday the other day, and then pretended to not forget when she called to remind me. Nice. Guess I am on Santa's I mean Satan's naughty list after all. YEA! Right.
This is a _______ update. I say shitty belongs on that blank. I haven't written anything substantial in like...what, a year? More than a year? Whatever. I love Ace Pear. Want to buy stock in Ace Pear. Beer is for fairies. Yea, that's right....I called you a fairie. Some fairies are hot, though. Don't get mad.
Fairies don't get mad. Ok?
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i forgot both of my parents birthdays this year
thankfully my sister doesnt suck as bad as i do