bloodfart

i jus invented somethin pretty special and i want you to experience the sensual joy i jus recovered from. . . break up two handfulls of those easter pastel - candy coated - malt balls. (break 'em up with your teeth - you'll just jack up your knives - and #yeah# its gross / / but totally worth it) put 'em in a bowl - add milk - use preferred food delivery tool to slowly consume this delicacy - but wait - chop up some almonds (use knife) - throw em in - - oh shit -- if you really wanna loose yor nog damn mind - add pepsi to the milk and make sure your sitting down - owise you gonna find y'self flat on yo ass. . .