Well tonight was one of those interesting nights that my mother warned me about. As I was on the Light Rail coming home from work, I'm dozing off, when halfway to the bus stop, I hear a guy's voice yelling, "What's in your bag mother fucker?! Huh? What's in your fucking bag?!!!" I wake up to find this short, stocky, dude, (whom I'll just call "Mr. A for.....ASSHOLE!!) with a bike, yelling at some guy who looked like he's from India because he had a suitcase and a bookbag on him. Oh great....Another "patriotic" jack-off thinks he's gonna be a hero and fight the "good fight" against a guy he thinks might be a terrorist. Meanwhile, the more the Indian man, who himself was half asleep before "Rambo" started firing away at him, tried to ask him to calm down and leave him be, the more obnoxious Mr. A got.
Then Mr. A turns his attention to my friend and I to try to rally our support for him only to have the nerve to be disappointed when he found out that we don't have his back and that he SHOULD calm his ass down and chill. So he starts yelling at us as well, for "not having his back." (Note: My buddy ended up getting the brunt of it but handled the whole thing like a pro. We both tend to live by the old saying, "You can never win a pissing contest with a prick.) Finally, he sits down, but still ends up running his mouth the whole way. We get to my bus stop and I make a beeline for the conductor's window, to inform him of Mr. A and his antics, because no one needs any more of his shit. To which the driver immediately called the sheriff, and waited for him at the stop.
Now....THIS is where this would-be tragic night turns into one of the best jokes, I've ever witnessed. The sheriff finally arrives, and steps in, the driver points out Mr. A and the sheriff motions him and his bike out of the Light Rail train. So it's over right? Well, as I'm waiting for my bus to come, I'm watching what's going on and figuring the officer's gonna have a talk with him, calm his ass down and send him on his way. Ummm....NO! Immediately after the sherrif looks at Mr. A's ID, he immediately reaches for the cuffs, slaps them on the guy and escorts him to the car. At first, not knowing the law, I didn't realize that you can be arrested for simply being an obnoxious moron! Maybe, but it didn't have as much punchline effect, as the fact that Mr. A was #1.) drunk and #2) more importantly......already had a warrant out for his arrest!!!!
So what have we learned today, boys and girls? Well, several things:
1. Being patriotic does NOT mean acting like an angry DOUCHEBAG!!!!
2. Hatin' on for no reason (or stupid ones) will most likely get you more hated by everyone else, than the guy you're hatin' on, which pretty much negates what you were trying to accomplish in the first place.
3. ....and MOST importantly, if you see yourself as a "Baaaaad mutha fucka", who has to prove to the world that you have a dick....STOP!!! For your sake, check your damn self, sit down and.for yours and everyone else sake....SHUT YO' ASS UP!!!!.....especially if you've got a warrant!!! It ain't worth it!!!!
Then Mr. A turns his attention to my friend and I to try to rally our support for him only to have the nerve to be disappointed when he found out that we don't have his back and that he SHOULD calm his ass down and chill. So he starts yelling at us as well, for "not having his back." (Note: My buddy ended up getting the brunt of it but handled the whole thing like a pro. We both tend to live by the old saying, "You can never win a pissing contest with a prick.) Finally, he sits down, but still ends up running his mouth the whole way. We get to my bus stop and I make a beeline for the conductor's window, to inform him of Mr. A and his antics, because no one needs any more of his shit. To which the driver immediately called the sheriff, and waited for him at the stop.
Now....THIS is where this would-be tragic night turns into one of the best jokes, I've ever witnessed. The sheriff finally arrives, and steps in, the driver points out Mr. A and the sheriff motions him and his bike out of the Light Rail train. So it's over right? Well, as I'm waiting for my bus to come, I'm watching what's going on and figuring the officer's gonna have a talk with him, calm his ass down and send him on his way. Ummm....NO! Immediately after the sherrif looks at Mr. A's ID, he immediately reaches for the cuffs, slaps them on the guy and escorts him to the car. At first, not knowing the law, I didn't realize that you can be arrested for simply being an obnoxious moron! Maybe, but it didn't have as much punchline effect, as the fact that Mr. A was #1.) drunk and #2) more importantly......already had a warrant out for his arrest!!!!
So what have we learned today, boys and girls? Well, several things:
1. Being patriotic does NOT mean acting like an angry DOUCHEBAG!!!!
2. Hatin' on for no reason (or stupid ones) will most likely get you more hated by everyone else, than the guy you're hatin' on, which pretty much negates what you were trying to accomplish in the first place.
3. ....and MOST importantly, if you see yourself as a "Baaaaad mutha fucka", who has to prove to the world that you have a dick....STOP!!! For your sake, check your damn self, sit down and.for yours and everyone else sake....SHUT YO' ASS UP!!!!.....especially if you've got a warrant!!! It ain't worth it!!!!
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niobe:
He will win. I don't have to put my trust in God. I am actually putting my trust in the people for once. He will win.
bromopar:
Happy Halloween!