blodkin

You are so fucking cute! I am not drunk, but I wish I was. Jamey thinks you are cute, too. Beth does too. Everyone thinks you are cute. I don't know if everyone agrees on your nakedness because I am not going to ask, but - I know I agree on your nakedness. I agree with myself. You should be naked in some form or another. Jamey isn't wearing pants. My cat is naked. You should be too. I peed on my pants tonight when we were driving back from Escanaba. We pulled over on the side of the road. We drank 5 pitchers of coffee at Country Kitchen. I know you have Country Kitchen because I saw like 329143432 of them when I was there. Anyway! We pulled over on the side of the road. And danced. And peed. And took our clothes in the light of the car in the middle of the woods. Then we got back in the car. Do you know that song Slow Motion? It's really a bad song and I'm embarassed that I like it. But I like it thurrr. Right thurrrr. Mmmmhmmm.

I haven't slept. I am going give Jamey back the computer now.

In closing, you are cute. I like you.

I monopolize your journal, jesus. It's just like old times, though.

Where are you going so you won't be in town for the Minnesota game? No offense, yo, but Minnesota sucks Buca's and the Mall and land o' lakes butter are really the only redeeming things about your state. Even you were born in Wisconsin, so I mean...thurrr you go.

Were you sick from being drunk or sick sick? I hope it's from being drunk. Sick sick is not good. I am glad your team won though. You aren't a Vikings fan are you?

This message is really discombobulated. I can't even spell that word. Fuck. I am the worst English major EVAR! lol haha.

Get a camera. Or just come get naked with us. We're naked. Yay. Jamey was just staring at her boob looking for diseases. I think she doesn't have any. This is a good thing.

I need to get more sleep so that my messages to you are more coherent.

You = super-cute.