Ever just felt totally unattatched and numb?
Do I need more sleep? Do I ned to get laid?
Do I need to grab my life by the throat and just shake it the fuck up?
I want a new job.
I want to move.
but what, and where?
I bought Four Rooms yesterday. Anyone seen it? Tim Roth is one of my fav actors.
MY...
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Do I need more sleep? Do I ned to get laid?
Do I need to grab my life by the throat and just shake it the fuck up?
I want a new job.
I want to move.
but what, and where?
I bought Four Rooms yesterday. Anyone seen it? Tim Roth is one of my fav actors.
MY...
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prockg:
I have never wanted to make out with someone as bad as I want to make out with you right now. 
prockg:
And ooooh, did the thing with the guy having to light the lighter 5 times in a row freak you out? It made me wince.
Word of the Day:
serendipity
Pronunciation Key (srn-dp-t)
n. pl. serendipities
1. The faculty of making fortunate discoveries by accident.
2. The fact or occurrence of such discoveries.
3. An instance of making such a discovery.
I have found the neatest things in my pockets recently.
Last Friday, I found 7 dollars folded up in the pocket of my work pants.
Yesterday, taking the change...
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serendipity
Pronunciation Key (srn-dp-t)
n. pl. serendipities
1. The faculty of making fortunate discoveries by accident.
2. The fact or occurrence of such discoveries.
3. An instance of making such a discovery.
I have found the neatest things in my pockets recently.
Last Friday, I found 7 dollars folded up in the pocket of my work pants.
Yesterday, taking the change...
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varge:
Fantastic and I am not talking tongue twirling. Even though that is pretty good. I am talking about your ute. Any pictures yet?
user304975207:
I hope to god that this all goes the way I want it to. Is it too much for me to ask that? Im tired of having my face shoved in the dirt.
Who does Wisconsin think it is anyways? Of all the nerve!
prockg:
I don't know but I really like messing with Texas. 
So here we go:
It's not complete, so check back as I update it...hopefully by the time I turn in tonight I'll have it done.
The Blindside Soundtrack/ "Repressed"
1. Creep - Radiohead
2. My Friend of Misery - Metallica
3. Real World - Matchbox 20
4. Freaky Girl - Shaggy
5.Hailie's Song - Eminem
6. Fuck and Run - Liz Phair
7. Down in...
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It's not complete, so check back as I update it...hopefully by the time I turn in tonight I'll have it done.
The Blindside Soundtrack/ "Repressed"
1. Creep - Radiohead
2. My Friend of Misery - Metallica
3. Real World - Matchbox 20
4. Freaky Girl - Shaggy
5.Hailie's Song - Eminem
6. Fuck and Run - Liz Phair
7. Down in...
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I have grease under my fingernails...oil stains on my skin.
Nice!
We moved my engine to my friends house today. He lives just down the street from my office, and is giving me a key to the garage so I can just go work on it after work without having to worry about waiting for him to get home.
Cool stuff!
I want to put...
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Nice!
We moved my engine to my friends house today. He lives just down the street from my office, and is giving me a key to the garage so I can just go work on it after work without having to worry about waiting for him to get home.
Cool stuff!
I want to put...
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hopey:
What soundtrack are we talking about?
Of course i talk about wetness when i talk about cars, it's what happens. I agree that early Corvettes are the only way to go.
I have only been in Hawaii for 6 months, missed the whale season. I moved here from Monterey though, and they have rad whale season. I have a baby grey whale rib for decoration.
Yeah Oregon has no cockroaches.........i like that.
Hawaii has no snakes. No snakes at all. Ever.
Of course i talk about wetness when i talk about cars, it's what happens. I agree that early Corvettes are the only way to go.
I have only been in Hawaii for 6 months, missed the whale season. I moved here from Monterey though, and they have rad whale season. I have a baby grey whale rib for decoration.
Yeah Oregon has no cockroaches.........i like that.
Hawaii has no snakes. No snakes at all. Ever.
hopey:
pink and black are a mean combo.........only bettered by red and black. I bet the Fairlanes were yummy.
Clerks is on Comedy Central's secret stash
haven't seen it in quite sme time..good stuff
CLASSIC LINE:
"Try not to suck any dicks on the way to the parking lot!"
hi
lar
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haven't seen it in quite sme time..good stuff
CLASSIC LINE:
"Try not to suck any dicks on the way to the parking lot!"
hi
lar
ious
varge:
Dante. You're a danger to both the dead and the living.
Randal. I like to think I'm a master of my own destiny.
Randal. I like to think I'm a master of my own destiny.
user304975207:
37...IN A ROW?????
I found this funny, I am passing it on.
So Jesse Jackson dies. He goes to Hell. Satan greets him as he arrives in Hell and says
"Welcome to Hell Jesse. I've got a little problem. You see, Hell is full, and I don't have room for you. Now, I'm not going to let YOU go to heaven, but I will let you pick someone...
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So Jesse Jackson dies. He goes to Hell. Satan greets him as he arrives in Hell and says
"Welcome to Hell Jesse. I've got a little problem. You see, Hell is full, and I don't have room for you. Now, I'm not going to let YOU go to heaven, but I will let you pick someone...
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prockg:
They actually used to call my dad Jesse James when he was a kid because he robbed a train once. OK, so the train wasn't moving. And he just stole some food from the dining car for his friends, but hey, for a little kid, that shit's impressive.
I would not be surprised in the least if you were one of the people who is actually related to him.
I would not be surprised in the least if you were one of the people who is actually related to him.
prockg:
Now I'm really staying off the computer for a little bit so I can get some chores done. Then I'll be able to stay off the computer more because I'll be on the phone.
Who else wants ice cream?
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varge:
yeah, why not. I need to eat something for breakfast.
user304975207:
What you dont know is that 15 minutes later I was outside crying about how mean people are and how I hate that Pat isnt here.
I still don't like my job.
I am very much settling into the idea of moving within the next year...to a totally new place.
Would consider going far, far away but for Grace.
Am actually thinking of moving to get closer to her, and farther from my safety net.
I had to turn the hate for my boss down a little tho. She is moody...that...
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I am very much settling into the idea of moving within the next year...to a totally new place.
Would consider going far, far away but for Grace.
Am actually thinking of moving to get closer to her, and farther from my safety net.
I had to turn the hate for my boss down a little tho. She is moody...that...
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prockg:
You have no idea how happy it makes me that someone else thinks those things are funny. Most people just roll their eyes when I show them. My favorite is this one. And yes, T-rex arms are inherently funny. I always say I have T-Rex arms because no matter how skinny I am I will never have long willowy arms. Well they seem short to me because I have really long legs.
OK, it wasn't the Jimmy Eat World one I was thinking of, it was Less Than Jake - The Science of Selling Yourself Short (though that one fits sometimes too, so it should be on the soundtrack).
Here's some of the science...
I've come to my senses,
That I've become senseless,
I could give you lessons on how to ruin your friendships,
Every last conviction, I smoked them all away,
I drank my frustrations down the drain, out of the way,
So I sit and wait and wonder,
"Does anyone else feel like me?"
Someone so tired of their routines and disappearing self-esteems,
[Chorus:]
I'll sing along,
Yeah with every emergency,
Just sing along,
I'm the king of catastrophies,
I'm so far gone,
That deep down inside I think it's fine by me,
I'm my own worst enemy
I would post lyrics to Legend of a Cowgirl but it's one of those songs you should really just hear. I'm sure it will be on the Christmas CD. And you'll be on the list.
And yes, if I'm ever acting all crazy, you are supposed to ask me if I've taken my 5-HTP. You didn't know there'd be homework on my friend's list did you?
OK, it wasn't the Jimmy Eat World one I was thinking of, it was Less Than Jake - The Science of Selling Yourself Short (though that one fits sometimes too, so it should be on the soundtrack).
Here's some of the science...
I've come to my senses,
That I've become senseless,
I could give you lessons on how to ruin your friendships,
Every last conviction, I smoked them all away,
I drank my frustrations down the drain, out of the way,
So I sit and wait and wonder,
"Does anyone else feel like me?"
Someone so tired of their routines and disappearing self-esteems,
[Chorus:]
I'll sing along,
Yeah with every emergency,
Just sing along,
I'm the king of catastrophies,
I'm so far gone,
That deep down inside I think it's fine by me,
I'm my own worst enemy
I would post lyrics to Legend of a Cowgirl but it's one of those songs you should really just hear. I'm sure it will be on the Christmas CD. And you'll be on the list.
And yes, if I'm ever acting all crazy, you are supposed to ask me if I've taken my 5-HTP. You didn't know there'd be homework on my friend's list did you?
Finally.
Finally it's Friday. Could this week suck just a little more? I HATE my job. H A T E it.
Well, it's not just that I hate my job, it's that I'm utterly frustrated with my coworkers and my supervisor.
I REALLY hate working for micromanagers. Back off, leave me alone and let me work.
Merde.
but it's Friday.
Thank goodness.
There's just one...
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Finally it's Friday. Could this week suck just a little more? I HATE my job. H A T E it.
Well, it's not just that I hate my job, it's that I'm utterly frustrated with my coworkers and my supervisor.
I REALLY hate working for micromanagers. Back off, leave me alone and let me work.
Merde.
but it's Friday.
Thank goodness.
There's just one...
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prockg:
Now I want whatever you might be getting to make my weekend good. It sounds fun. 
Sorry Post Secret got to you. I'm a little bit detached when looking at those. If I'm not, yeah, it would shred my heart too. When I read that I so wanted to be there to comfort you.
I don't know if I'll be able to call anyone in the near future. I can't find my kneepads so I can't go rollerblading. This makes me cranky.
Sorry Post Secret got to you. I'm a little bit detached when looking at those. If I'm not, yeah, it would shred my heart too. When I read that I so wanted to be there to comfort you.
I don't know if I'll be able to call anyone in the near future. I can't find my kneepads so I can't go rollerblading. This makes me cranky.
prockg:
No see, I may not be able to call for other reasons.
As an alternative to talking to you on the phone, I would have loved to get out and rollerblade, but the kneepads were missing. I found them now.
I still want to call though.
What's the "one little thing?" I won't tell a soul, I swear.
As an alternative to talking to you on the phone, I would have loved to get out and rollerblade, but the kneepads were missing. I found them now.
I still want to call though.
What's the "one little thing?" I won't tell a soul, I swear.