well, im in amsterdam. I am haveing a great time. right now as speak i am in cyber cafe/ pot hub. I went to this one resturant that makes pot food. They make food with pot. They have this cake that has so much weed in it that it is green. it tasted it like carrot cake,,,sorta. but it got me really high. oh and on saterday i was at the red light distrcit and i met these russian sailors that were arguing with a prostitute about her rates. they were really funny. we went to a bar and had a drinking contest. Im just gonna say this. i have yet to meet a russian that dosent have 170 proof vodka for blood. Oh and alice, i ate some of those waffle things with the carmel. i didnt like it. But i did meet a hooker that is a big suicide girls fan. Alice and veronica are her favorites. Shes from iceland. she is so pale i could shine a flashlight through her. But she is really funny, oh and she is a contorshiest. I wanna pack her in my suitcase and sneak her into portland. oh and i got to tell you about some of the store here. they have a place where you can buy some chicks used thongs. you walk in and see the girls standing behind glass with the thongs on and you chose and they put there thongs in one of those tubes that travel throgh the pipes. Like at the bank. It wasnt my cup of tea. Im not a public pervert. But one guy bought like 5 of em and was smelling them fanatically as he walked out. kinda eery. Speaking of ass sniffing, they have a club here where you put your bum in these speacial holes and people come up and smell em, or lick em. they seem preocupied with ass sex here. because i saw this store with nothing but buttplugs and they were all enormous, it was like no human anus could take that. mabey i was just in the ass sector or sumthin. but wait there is more. i saw this bondage club where guys got there dicks pierced for free. imaginge al's piercing on a scrotem. very odd. oh oh oh, i lost a mud wrestling match to a girl. the chicks that do that stuff are quite strong. well i have another week and a half of tales to aquire. adios
katie:
it sounds like you're having a great time, a compilation of litle twisted stories is what traveling is all about!...oh, by the way, where have you seen toxic avenger toys?.....i would love to get some !....yeah, i'm a dork....i'd put em right next to my Jesus action figure! have fun, don't get butt raped!...(thems-be jokes
alice:
dude, i'm sorry for making you eat the little waffle things only for you to find out that you don't like them;. i love those things! i have to figure out where to buy them out here. i'm glad my ass brought joy to a french photographer, though. i knew that amsterdam was a little different, but i didn't know that you could go somewhere and have people smell your ass. that's, uhm, interesting. i'm pretty sure that i've heard about buying used underwear through a tube. and yes, there are many a butt plugs that don't look like they could possibly fit into someone's asshole. but dudes seem to get many a things stuck up there.... keep rocking out in amsterdam. do share some more tales of butt sniffing and stuff, and do continue smoking some more legal ganja.