living with a girlfriend sucks. you know when u start to live with a girl how things start to change.1st its the underware, how they used to wear that really sexy underwear all the time and how that transitions to the more modest cotton panties and then to the baggy "comfortible" stuff...like mom used to wear. or its the bathroom stuff. 1st the gril is...
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I really think my roommates jank is gonna fall off. us 2 and a group of guys got stoned and played IRON DONG. (that game which a bunch of guys get togheter and loft racketballs at each other crotches and the last person in the circle is the man title IRON DONG,ya i know its spund reticent of a circle jerk but its nearly a...
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im got in the pdx on sat and i returned to find my roommate's new prince albert has turned his dick and balls dark blue and dark red alll over. he is terrifired of doctors and wont go to one. it looks like his dick is gonna fall off. he put some rubbing alcohol on it and it made a sound similer to a frying...
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bletch:
ok. now that u explained it, i kinda understand.
alice:
that sounds horrible! and quite scary. you might want to ask some sg members who have a pa about it. ask dr.h what his experiences were after having it pierced. otherwise, if he's not going to see a doctor, he should take the fucker out!
p.s. no dogs for me. not that i hate dogs, but i'm not really a dog person. i grew up with cats and never a dog. i just love kitties! i'm going to be a crazy old lady who has a million cats. plus it would just be too depressing to have a dog where i live now, and i just don't have the time for a dog. cats are a lot easier to take care of. and i hate dog slobber.
p.s. no dogs for me. not that i hate dogs, but i'm not really a dog person. i grew up with cats and never a dog. i just love kitties! i'm going to be a crazy old lady who has a million cats. plus it would just be too depressing to have a dog where i live now, and i just don't have the time for a dog. cats are a lot easier to take care of. and i hate dog slobber.
I think this song is quite cool.
"sodnomy---you might think it very odd of me!
that i enjoy the act of sodomy.
you might call the wrath of god on me.
dont worry if u feel ashamed its been around for years
thousands before that cant be names are interested in reares.
dont worry about hell!
or harm to come to your soul.
were not...
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"sodnomy---you might think it very odd of me!
that i enjoy the act of sodomy.
you might call the wrath of god on me.
dont worry if u feel ashamed its been around for years
thousands before that cant be names are interested in reares.
dont worry about hell!
or harm to come to your soul.
were not...
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Hey hey hey hey, Im leave for home in 2 days. Well i got another one for you. On friday i went out to a bar and got very drunk. I ended up passing out in the street. When i woke up i had an itch in my ear. When i went to scrath it. My ear moves. It turns out a centipede hd crawled...
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WHOA. how many of you can say that you have had a fight with a mime.......well there you go. I have. In amsterdam they arnt like the ones in america. If you make a wise crack to them they dont just continue their performance, they belt you in the mouth. Jeez people here are violent. I wish i had a camera. Me and a mine...
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takora:
dude, go rent 'shakes the clown'. it'll make you feel a whole lot better.
"get out of this box, you silent motherfucker!!"
"get out of this box, you silent motherfucker!!"
nic:
AAAGGGGHHHHH I HATE MIMES!!
well, im in amsterdam. I am haveing a great time. right now as speak i am in cyber cafe/ pot hub. I went to this one resturant that makes pot food. They make food with pot. They have this cake that has so much weed in it that it is green. it tasted it like carrot cake,,,sorta. but it got me really high. oh and...
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katie:
it sounds like you're having a great time, a compilation of litle twisted stories is what traveling is all about!...oh, by the way, where have you seen toxic avenger toys?.....i would love to get some !....yeah, i'm a dork....i'd put em right next to my Jesus action figure! have fun, don't get butt raped!...(thems-be jokes
alice:
dude, i'm sorry for making you eat the little waffle things only for you to find out that you don't like them;. i love those things! i have to figure out where to buy them out here. i'm glad my ass brought joy to a french photographer, though. i knew that amsterdam was a little different, but i didn't know that you could go somewhere and have people smell your ass. that's, uhm, interesting. i'm pretty sure that i've heard about buying used underwear through a tube. and yes, there are many a butt plugs that don't look like they could possibly fit into someone's asshole. but dudes seem to get many a things stuck up there.... keep rocking out in amsterdam. do share some more tales of butt sniffing and stuff, and do continue smoking some more legal ganja.
So on friday i leave for amsterdam. I didnt wanna go at first but now im excited, last time i was there i got in a pancake eating contest with a norwegen prostitute. she kick my ass. This time im going back for a rematch. the thing is i dont know a lick of norwegen. heh, shits funny that way. well ill post from amsterdam...
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alice:
have fun in amsterdam, you lucky bastard! i wish i could just waltz into a coffee shop and order some weed off the menu. eat some good chocolate for me too. ooh, and those little dutch waffle looking things that have caramel in sandwiched inside. okay, now i'm drooling.
NO! NOW I HAVE TO GO TO AMSTERDAM. THEN I MIGHT HAVE TO GO TO SWIZERLAND. SOMETIMES MY JOB CAN SUCK ASS HARD CORE. I mean who dosent like to travel. but the jet lag i experience is fucking insane. i just got uesd to japan's time zone and now i gotta to ahead to another one. this is horse shit. im dont feel cheery...
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jamy:
Ghostdog. Good film. Too much business travel. Bad thing.
jessica:
Oooh, poor Bletch, they MAKE you travel?! Ha ha, I guess that would suck over time, but a great opportunity, at least if you get some fun time. Don't work too hard!!!
im going home. tokyo will be hot for a whille.
another day in edo. From the radience of the neon lights to the pulse of the pavement, this town is..........sumthin. A very very very bad thing happend today. Im gonna have to leave town in a hurry. I got it.
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bletch:
gehen Sie zu termanel eins in 7-6 und geben Sie 22-943173 ein.
emily:
the blockbuster here has the Toxic Avenger!!
I am in tokyo. It is so much fun here. You have no idea how small these people are. Forget buying shoes here. even the men wear shoes you would find in the baby gap. But the tecnology they have here. its like im in the 5th element. They only thing is the werid looks i get from these people. But then again they dont...
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(but aside from that, good taste in movies/music/books)
(but aside from that, good taste in movies/music/books)