bletch

Once long ago there was a samurai walking on in an open feild. As he walked on a thunderstorm apperd suddenly and frigheted the young samurai. He ran as quickly as he could to a nearby tree. As he waited for the storm to end, the young samurai saw a beatle moving freely in the rain storm. The samurai was perplexed and asked the beatle....
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Once long ago, there was a high priest who sacrificed a goat everyday to his gods. One day the preist was about to sacrifce a goat and then he herd the goat begin to laugh. To this the preist asked "Goat, why do you laugh? Dont you know i am about to cut your throat?" to this the goat answerd " I laugh because, after...
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Once there was a queen who wished to bare a child. She tried for many moons until she prayed to Visnu for a child. That night as she slept a baby elephant came and blessed her with his trunk. She woke from her bed and left her king to dance with the elephant in the courtyard. They danced till there bodies where hot and sticky...
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once when i was young i was forboined
and i was born again and then i was joined
your town is very famous for their little girls
fight for the beaty of black pearls
crying can be herd all around the world
now i can see punishment liers mouths: hurled .
where eve once slept now lies a whore
eternal paradise soon becomes bore

I absolve you.

BLETCH

do u know what the transitive butt propety is? it the idea that a girls hottness is contingent on how hot her add is. I happen to agree with it completely. that is why girls like emma, quinne, bijou, dia and mary are so hot. its all in the ass

just out of sheer curiosity, dose anyone else think that Dr. Phil is the fucking anti-christ. I cant belive that salid tosser has his own show. I can give better advice then some closeted porn addict....BASTERD!

Oh and a merry fuckin x-mas to all of yall even if it is comin from the biggest asshole of a aiterst in the world.

BLETCH

well there's pigions there in the market square
shes standin in her underware
lookin down from a hotel room
the nightfall will be comin soon

Im in big big troble if i dont get in, I might have to kill myself. yup

I love the aria of the night queen. Oh and dose anybody else think quinne is the cutest girl in the world......i thought so. But anyway, life has gotten better. it all hangs on friday. depending on the news

so climbeth Tamora
mount olympus top
free from fourtions shot
and sits aloft
secure of thunder crack or lighting flash
advance above pale envy's threating reach
as when the golden sun salutes the mourn
and having guilt the ocean with its beams
gallops the zodiac in his glisteing coach
and surveys the hightest peering hill
so, Tamora
upon her wit doth earthly pleasuer wait
and...
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just gimme the light and pass the dro