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Dear Friends Of Suicide Girls,

It has recently come to my attention that we may soon be facing an outbreak of the undead. Scared? We shouldnt; nay, we will not be afraid! We will venture out to a safe and new area were we will thrive. We will rebuild our community and rejoice at a new government. We will mate and we will breed. We will fight and hunt as need be. We have these natural abilities and skills built into us. It is in our nature to survive.

We need to start planning now. Weapons, equipment, rations, and location location location! Everyone with a vehicle report as soon as possible with vehicle specs. We are going to beef these puppies up!

Gather with you these items:
1. Copy of The Zombie Survival Guide.


2.Weapons (cannot stress this enough)
3. Vehicle
4. Food
5. Medical Supplies
6. Water
7. Any other items we may need

Of course I don't even have to mention loved ones. If you are worried about meeting up with some far away relatives, do not worry. We make Group Trips For Pick-ups
All at the low, low price of $109.78 per person.
Don't forget to ask about discounts on senior citizens! Of course children 12 and under are free!

So, if you are interested about joining sign up now! Don't hesitate. besides.........
What better way to feel alive than to kill the undead?

Yours,
Gavin West

advisor and board member


The Undeads
" Living Is Only Half The Fun"