i've noticed that everyone is really into jokes lately so I will share my favorite popsicle jokes.
What animal should you never play cards with?
A cheetah.
What do you call a trunk full of bison?
A buffa-load.
Why is a heart like a policeman?
They both have a beat.
What do you call a train carrying caramels?
A chew chew train.
What was the math book's complain?
He had too many problems.
How do you make an egg roll?
Push it.
How do small people travel?
In a mini van.
What kind of phone does a turtle have?
A shell-ular phone.
Why wouldn't the oyster give anyone his pearl?
He was shellfish.
What animal should you never play cards with?
A cheetah.
What do you call a trunk full of bison?
A buffa-load.
Why is a heart like a policeman?
They both have a beat.
What do you call a train carrying caramels?
A chew chew train.
What was the math book's complain?
He had too many problems.
How do you make an egg roll?
Push it.
How do small people travel?
In a mini van.
What kind of phone does a turtle have?
A shell-ular phone.
Why wouldn't the oyster give anyone his pearl?
He was shellfish.
holdensolo:
HA!!