I ended up puking in an alleyway this weekend - and I dont mean going into an alleyway to puke and then leaving - I mean curled up there for 2-3 hours before I was sober enough to get to my feet to leave. actually I guess it was about an hour before I was sober enough to get to my feet and make it to a cardboard pile across the street to bury myself in because it was kind of intollerably cold, and then another two hours before I left there. thats right - Im hardcore. that was a first for sure. It was a fun day though.Sometimes I just exhibit poor self control- but I can make up for that by planning ahead, and bringing wine instead of vodka when getting together with friends next time 

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phlebostomy:
ouch. i threw up on myself once outside a club and i had people coming up to me asking if i needed anything. i just wanted to drop in a hole and die. it was awful.
jordan:
yum. i have a puke fetish. ahaha.
