Ooh, I had a bit of an interesting weekend, Friday night gigging, then saturday night our portugese neighbours were having a bbq and we got invited round. The food was amazing, and we met our local pizza delivery guy, so we can now get 1/2 price pizza!!!! YAY!!! Spent the night getting drunk, and all i had to do to get home was stumble over the fence, which is now slightly broken....
Had a little incident sunday morning, i'm sure we've all been there. I was handcuffed & legcuffed up to the bed, went to be let out of the legcuff and it had broken. the key had got stuck behind the lock, but these aren't usual handcuffs, they're solid steel, double locking ones that the spanish police use apparently, so they ain't easy to get out of. anyway, after wriggling the key for 15 mins or so, we had to phone the band (we were meant to be heading towads a gig 45 mins later). They all found it really funny that i was trapped and couldn't get out of the damn cuff!!!! So we got the pliers out, yanked it, the key fell out and then we managed to break the lock completely, and get me out this time (don't know how but it worked)
Anyway, had a gig sunday afternoon, sean tried to publically humilate me and tell the whole pub of my little accident. It could have been worse, I could still be wearing the legcuff, or he could've dragged me on stage!!!!
Had a little incident sunday morning, i'm sure we've all been there. I was handcuffed & legcuffed up to the bed, went to be let out of the legcuff and it had broken. the key had got stuck behind the lock, but these aren't usual handcuffs, they're solid steel, double locking ones that the spanish police use apparently, so they ain't easy to get out of. anyway, after wriggling the key for 15 mins or so, we had to phone the band (we were meant to be heading towads a gig 45 mins later). They all found it really funny that i was trapped and couldn't get out of the damn cuff!!!! So we got the pliers out, yanked it, the key fell out and then we managed to break the lock completely, and get me out this time (don't know how but it worked)
Anyway, had a gig sunday afternoon, sean tried to publically humilate me and tell the whole pub of my little accident. It could have been worse, I could still be wearing the legcuff, or he could've dragged me on stage!!!!
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I've got my web cam up at the moment... But I still need to add a light. I need sleep. You can really tell. I look drunk..
Any reason for going to Reading? An undercover accountancy thing? Or just for the hell of it? And yes, you're right, it's way too fucking hot at the moment, I had to refit a DIY store in Truro today, I think I lost about 2 stone!!!
I got my face stitched up this morning too, I'm hoping that stitches will make me irresistably alluring to the ladies....