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OMG! This is sooo win that I had to post it, Voodou, and anyone else that's a Star Wars, Zombie, etc, this page is for you! Already ordered my Darth Vader Hoodie, going to get a Jedi Padawan Bathrobe later, hehe

http://www.thinkgeek.com/interests/halloween/e774/?cpg=fbl_e774

I have a new hobby....I like to listen to Praise and Worship music (contemporary christian cheesy acoustic music) while I carouse this site....yes I'm going to hell! haha

I did it! My hair is GONE! If you had me on Facebook you would have already known this and had photographic proof!

Happy International Bacon Day everyone! My lady is finishing up a yummy breakfast and then it's off to hike the Oneonta Gorge!!

Well the Soapbox Derby was a blast! Not as many cars as last year, but very original indeed! I will be posting pics soon.... It wouldn't be a true Portland event if you didn't have your mentally insane bicyclist wielding a knife and threatening others....

Then we hit up Baconfest...the coolest thing about this event was the tshirts....seriously. Pretty disappointed as there was a total...
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River fun tomorrow and nudie beach on Saturday! This weekend = fun in the sun!

Call me crazy, but I wanna do this!


http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/81697378/

Today is my day of birth! So far this weekend has been an extravaganza. Went to Enchanted Forest yesterday (kiddie theme park with semi cool rides). Today we're hiking Oneonta Gorge!. Tomorrow we're heading up to Tacoma to hit up Wild Waves and then meet up with Hysterian for dinner in Seattle! So far my gf got me Kings of Leon tickets and this...
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omg....it is impossible to rationalize with crazy drunk bitches!! My GF has a twin. We picked her up and whisked here away with us to a strip club, to meet another friend. After this other friend got appropriately wasted she started talking shit about something my gf said (jokingly) about her sister. She blew it waay out of proportion and kept antagonizing us. The long...
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