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Member Since 2005

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Sunday Nov 13, 2005

Nov 13, 2005
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I am in an internet cafe. Whoever was on this computer last didn't sign out of msn so to punish them for their carelessness I changed their screen name thingy to this...

I like to put 2 fingers in my anus and feel my next poo and then suck my brown fingers

I crack myself up. HA!

So, I spent my Friday night taking photos of myself with an unlit spliff in my mouth what fun



I just mopped the kitchen floor smile I love to do housework. Cleaning, cooking, laundry, food shopping. It makes me feel tidy inside. Im a domestic goddess.

I got a new horseshoe for my septum because I lost the one that I bought last week to replace the one that I accidentally flushed down the toilet surreal



I think it makes my nose look a bit like a potato, but its good for a change.

I also got a new piercing. Web


Im thinking of dying my hair either ginger or brown. Dark brown would be cool. Sensible. Ive never really had brown hair before.

Alison Goldfrapp is hot.
Christina Aguilera is hot.
Pink is hot.
James Blunt is a flaccid penis.

I think thats all I have to report. I will now, when Im finished on the computer, tidy my room (still havent made my bed) and read the news of the world and the Sunday magazine while eating sainsburys spring rolls.

And then later, I will...


I like Coldplay. Some might say that makes me a flaccid penis. To them I would say suck my flaccid penis.
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mrstars:
aaaaagh really shit in a box. WOW its just what i always wanted.

no wait, no no its not.

i would be loving a present back, even if it was just a thankyou note i loooove getting post that when i open it its not saying,

dear Mr. Lester

it has come to our attention that you are now several months in arrears and you owe us the sum of several hundred pounds.........blah blah blah.


hope you got the presents today i even picked a special envelope for you, my address is on the back cos i thought if it was too heavy for a regular 1st class stamp id put the sender address on so i got it back.

hope your gooood.
Nov 17, 2005
mrstars:
aaaaagh really shit in a box. WOW its just what i always wanted.

no wait, no no its not.

i would be loving a present back, even if it was just a thankyou note i loooove getting post that when i open it its not saying,

dear Mr. Lester

it has come to our attention that you are now several months in arrears and you owe us the sum of several hundred pounds.........blah blah blah.


hope you got the presents today i even picked a special envelope for you, my address is on the back cos i thought if it was too heavy for a regular 1st class stamp id put the sender address on so i got it back.

hope your gooood.
Nov 17, 2005

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