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The other day I was scrolling through it and came across this very interesting post.
I'll leave you with it.
About seven years ago, all my friends my age got married. And about three years after that, they all started having babies, which set into motion the idea that eventually theyre gonna have to talk about sex to their kids. And that just freaks me out. I have catsthey were broken, but now theyre fixedso I dont have to worry about this. However, if I had the opportunity to suddenly be confronted by my son as a young man asking me for advice about sex with girls this is what I would say. One: Buy condoms. Buy them and keep them with you at all times, and use them before you are asked to use them. And use them every time. The peace of mind you allow your partner will free her to be vulnerable with you, and that, my son, is exactly what sex is about. Condoms are sexy. In fact, call buying condoms foreplay. (Footnote: If you are too embarrassed to buy condoms, you are not ready to have sex.) Two: Kissing is not merely foreplay. Spend entire evenings making out on the couch while fully clothed. Believe me, dry-humping rocks. Three: Sex is not just about friction. Its about emotion. Stop trying to find her clitoris and find her heart. Because then shell help you find her clitoris. Four: If you really wanna know how to please a woman, ask her how she masturbates. Then do that. A lot. If she claims she doesnt masturbate, offer to take her shopping for a vibrator so you can both learn the vocabulary of her body together. Five: Dont put anything in her butthole you wouldnt want in your own. (Footnote: Try a pinky finger, its kinda awesome.) Six: When you go down on herand you will go down on her, and if you are my son, you will be amazing at ittell her how good she tastes. Stop in the middle and kiss her deeply so she knows how good she tastes. Do the same when she goes down on you. Seven: A simple Google search will yield 1,327 euphemisms for male masturbation, yet only 23 for female masturbation. If guys spent less time jacking off and more time jilling off, this world would be a happier place. Eight: Everything you need to know about the importance of the clitoris is in the movie Star Wars. You are Luke Skywalker piloting your penis-shaped X-Wing Fighter deep inside her trench. Remember: seventy percent of all Death Stars cannot be blown up through penetration of the trench alone. It must be through focused contact with that little exhaust port at the top of the trench. Otherwise, any explosions you experience will be merely Hollywood special effects. Nine: Just because you come doesnt mean she has, so dont you dare come before her. Focus completely on your partner. Dont worry about gettin yours, youre a guy. You always get yours. Your job is to make sure shes gettin hers. Ten: If sex with your partner lasts no longer than this poem, you are not making love. You are masturbating with her body instead of your hand. Shame on you. Go back to step one. Youve got a lot of learning to do. Love, Dad.
The other day I was scrolling through it and came across this very interesting post.
I'll leave you with it.
About seven years ago, all my friends my age got married. And about three years after that, they all started having babies, which set into motion the idea that eventually theyre gonna have to talk about sex to their kids. And that just freaks me out. I have catsthey were broken, but now theyre fixedso I dont have to worry about this. However, if I had the opportunity to suddenly be confronted by my son as a young man asking me for advice about sex with girls this is what I would say. One: Buy condoms. Buy them and keep them with you at all times, and use them before you are asked to use them. And use them every time. The peace of mind you allow your partner will free her to be vulnerable with you, and that, my son, is exactly what sex is about. Condoms are sexy. In fact, call buying condoms foreplay. (Footnote: If you are too embarrassed to buy condoms, you are not ready to have sex.) Two: Kissing is not merely foreplay. Spend entire evenings making out on the couch while fully clothed. Believe me, dry-humping rocks. Three: Sex is not just about friction. Its about emotion. Stop trying to find her clitoris and find her heart. Because then shell help you find her clitoris. Four: If you really wanna know how to please a woman, ask her how she masturbates. Then do that. A lot. If she claims she doesnt masturbate, offer to take her shopping for a vibrator so you can both learn the vocabulary of her body together. Five: Dont put anything in her butthole you wouldnt want in your own. (Footnote: Try a pinky finger, its kinda awesome.) Six: When you go down on herand you will go down on her, and if you are my son, you will be amazing at ittell her how good she tastes. Stop in the middle and kiss her deeply so she knows how good she tastes. Do the same when she goes down on you. Seven: A simple Google search will yield 1,327 euphemisms for male masturbation, yet only 23 for female masturbation. If guys spent less time jacking off and more time jilling off, this world would be a happier place. Eight: Everything you need to know about the importance of the clitoris is in the movie Star Wars. You are Luke Skywalker piloting your penis-shaped X-Wing Fighter deep inside her trench. Remember: seventy percent of all Death Stars cannot be blown up through penetration of the trench alone. It must be through focused contact with that little exhaust port at the top of the trench. Otherwise, any explosions you experience will be merely Hollywood special effects. Nine: Just because you come doesnt mean she has, so dont you dare come before her. Focus completely on your partner. Dont worry about gettin yours, youre a guy. You always get yours. Your job is to make sure shes gettin hers. Ten: If sex with your partner lasts no longer than this poem, you are not making love. You are masturbating with her body instead of your hand. Shame on you. Go back to step one. Youve got a lot of learning to do. Love, Dad.
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