dear god, I think I'm dying....I'm in so much pain! I can't even sit up straight...I've got wicked sharp pains shooting through my gut. I can't even fuckin' breathe!!! Seems the fetal position is the best I can do. somebody please fuckin' shoot me!!!!
katerix:
That sounds pretty serious, you may want to consider seeing a doctor
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