Sunday Jan 15, 2006

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You fucking whore! You come out to the bar with me and my friends, drink $12 fucking drinks and when the bill comes you suddenly only have 10 fucking dollars?! FUCK YOU! So now because you're a fucking broke ass whore, I have to pay your share of the motherfuckin' tab!? Go fuck yourself with a fuckin' broken off broom handle! Now, because you feel the urge to get hammered, I have to put a $260 bill on my motherfuckin' credit card?! You have 2 fuckin ' weeks to pay me the $100 you owe me or I come to collect on my own! And I don't care how "big and scary" your bitch of a b/f is, You fucked me over, I'll go through ANYONE to get what's coming to me! You have until the end of this month to give my my fuckin' money or I'm going through your god damned window to get what I feel is mine! And not only did you FUCK me over, you fuckin' betrayed your fuckin' FRIEND who invited you to join us! I hope you feel lower that shit you fuckin bitch! Tonight may have been the first time you met me, but it's also the last time you're ever going to be allowed to hang out with me, whether we have mutual friends or not. The next time you see me I'll be collecting my money and that will be the LAST time I have ANY thing to do with you. I hope you're happy with yourself, knowing that even your best friend is ready to beat your ass! Had you been a guy, I would have planted you right there at the fuckin' bar! You have 2 weeks! And if you disappear, I'll make you regret EVER fucking me over! I WILL find you! You have decided to learn the hard way that I am NOT one to fuck with! I may be small, but just remember, dynamite comes in small packages too, and I have no problem doing what I feel is necessary to get what's righfully mine! 2 Weeks bitch! Make 'em count!
mrbeast:
Actually this is a pretty common tactic I have seen girls today use. It is really shitty of them, but they do it anyhow. I seriously doubt you will ever see your money from her.

What I would sugjest however is that if this happens to you again, you excuse yourself to go to the bathroom and leave out the back door. It works wonders, that or you pay your share and leave the dumb broad sitting there with the remainder to figure out. Tell her "Doing creative problem solving for you is not my god damn job." and leave her sitting there. She cant make you pay for what she drank. And if she leaves with out paying her portion of the tab, that is theft of services, and she will go to jail for it, not you.
tehpeanut:
no they are far from fun....i dont act like that with workers at stores

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